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Myles Close 

hes a really really cool friend and person and ukelele player and saxophone and electric guitar player who is NOT BAD LOOKING he looks good with his hair up and down regardless of what some other people see he shouldnt care what they think because they are obviously wrong and he should listen to his friend Elsie Kilmer the bass player that he looks good
Myles Close is very cool

OBVOULSYYYY GAHD
Myles Close by Elsiekilmr January 6, 2023
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Sail close to the wind 

verge on indecency, dishonesty, or disaster
Here's a sentence using "sail close to the wind":

The politician's campaign ads sailed close to the wind with their negative attacks on the opponent.

Vegas Close

When you are on the street in Vegas and hotel looks close so you start walking and 20 minutes later you are only halfway there.
We're not walking to the Wynn it's Vegas close. Check your phone it's at least a 30 minute walk.
Vegas Close by Sndvl1999 January 20, 2025

Royal Palace Close

A street in Studlands Park, Newmarket, England, United Kingdom, Europe, Eurasia, Earth, Solar System, Milky Way, The Universe, The Multiverse,in which everyone has tea and crumpets and sits by the fireplace speaking with posh accents all day.
"I heard there is a new couple moving in on Royal Palace Close with us."
"Wot, wot old chap?"
"I said there is a new coup-"
"I heard, I heard. Pass the crumpets."
"By George I think he's got it!"

Royal Palace Close by A. Nani Mouse February 19, 2009

Brushing Too Close To The Combine Harvester 

Doing or writing something that could enrage a large audience purely for you own sick pleasure, and the rush you get from this act.
Making a sexual comment about a guy on a girl's Facebook, whom you know that she is cheating on her boyfriend with. "You did that? You were brushing too close to the combine harvester man"