Clatch

A clatch, as defined by YouTuber FouseyTube and his team, is an attractive female one has the desire to talk to when on an island. A clatch can also be defined as being a "classy catch"

Bro, clatch - 9 o' clock.

by Vince__ September 26, 2015

Warm Cleatus

When a cold henry is warmed up either by the enviroment or artificially. Will not perform like a cold henry.

-Dag sonny my cold henrys all turned into warm cleatuses
-Well you shouldn't leave them around the house like that when the thermostat is turned up

by Matt Bianca January 3, 2006

choat

Past tense of cheat

The boy choat on his exam.

by Martina November 23, 2003

cloak

To have sex, or to fuck. In the context of the vagina's ability to envelope, engulf or cover the penis like a piece of clothing. Perhaps a term originating from Canada.

1. The man's penis penetrates the vagina, while the woman's vagina cloaks the penis.
2. "She's the best cloak I ever had."

by eto May 12, 2008

cloaca

An asshole

You are such a cloaca! Let go of my gun, you addled egg!

by Ollie the Dog December 28, 2003

Cleat monkey

The ultimate Cleatus, When Cleatus just isn't enough.

That guy is just such a freakin cleat monkey.

by Cleat monkey killer June 23, 2009

The Cloaca

When you go right from a girls vagina to her anus during sexual intercourse

"Dude I totally pulled The Cloaca on Lee's mom last night. I think she got an UTI "

by SeagullPoopIsSeman May 21, 2018