by Kivan123 August 30, 2022
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Dude, I'm doing mad Contingency Cleaning because Juliana may actually want to come over after her third 7&7.
by Radio Paulie October 30, 2008
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When you receive a Facebook message telling you of your "friends" birthdays and you suddenly realize you neither know or like these people so you "unfriend" them.
"Dude, I got a Facebook message today telling me about 27 peoples birthdays coming up this month who I fucking hate. So, I did some Birthday Cleaning. Happy birthday dicks!
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Our gross cleaning includes
- Removing dirty laundry from our floor.
- Doing our bed.
- Removing large garbage items like bottles, bags, wrapper or paper.
- Wiping our desk very quickly with windex (glass desk).
Ignoring the following (Fine Cleaning)
- Cleaning wires + rearranging cables.
- Cleaning electronics.
- Cleaning the sides of our desk.
- Washing the Floor.
- Using broom or vacuum.
- Washing windows.
- Any other long duration cleaning task.
Our gross cleaning includes
- Removing dirty laundry from our floor.
- Doing our bed.
- Removing large garbage items like bottles, bags, wrapper or paper.
- Wiping our desk very quickly with windex (glass desk).
Ignoring the following (Fine Cleaning)
- Cleaning wires + rearranging cables.
- Cleaning electronics.
- Cleaning the sides of our desk.
- Washing the Floor.
- Using broom or vacuum.
- Washing windows.
- Any other long duration cleaning task.
Alex- I can't focus on my studying with this room so dirty.
Ramen- Maybe we should clean.
Alex- nah, 2 lazy for that.
Ramen- some gross cleaning maybe?
Alex- Okay, we should finish in about 5 minutes.
Ramen- Maybe we should clean.
Alex- nah, 2 lazy for that.
Ramen- some gross cleaning maybe?
Alex- Okay, we should finish in about 5 minutes.
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"Where is Ian?" John asked. Bill responded: "I think he went to the bathroom, he said he was Barrel Cleaning."
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Guy 2: Yeah man just doing a bit of pressure cleaning . Charlie had Taco Bell again last night.
Guy 2: Yeah man just doing a bit of pressure cleaning . Charlie had Taco Bell again last night.
by Hairybagel January 17, 2016
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