by M dizzle up in this hizzle September 28, 2008
Get the Choke the chicken mug.Any number of moves, be it wrestling or martial arts, that involve forcibly striking someone at the throat with an open grip, so as to physically move them. Done with the intent to force the person back or off balance, or followed through to slam them into a wall/ground and possibly then pin them against it.
Performed whilst standing infront of the opponent.
Tends to leave more psychological then physical marks. In layman turns, it scares them senseless.
Not to be confused with a choke tackle, which is done from behind the opponent, and involves making a choke hold.
Performed whilst standing infront of the opponent.
Tends to leave more psychological then physical marks. In layman turns, it scares them senseless.
Not to be confused with a choke tackle, which is done from behind the opponent, and involves making a choke hold.
"Old mate was being a fuckwit to Kearney, so he choke slammed him into the wall"
"The guy gave me whack in the face, so I choke slammed him back to and waited to see if he'd be stupid enough to try it again"
"If he arcs up, give him a good old choke slam to bring him back to reality"
"The guy gave me whack in the face, so I choke slammed him back to and waited to see if he'd be stupid enough to try it again"
"If he arcs up, give him a good old choke slam to bring him back to reality"
by BloodMagus November 10, 2004
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someone that causes an entire room of people to miss out on a funny joke, usually out of either shyness or selfishness, by solely mouthing the gem in a whisper to someone next to them. Thankfully, the "joke poacher" completely solves this tragic dilemma in a swift act of altruism by restating it audibly.
Post-laughter, it is not uncommon for middlemen like the "joke poacher" to become the target of animosity from the originator, even if said poacher gives them credit.
Post-laughter, it is not uncommon for middlemen like the "joke poacher" to become the target of animosity from the originator, even if said poacher gives them credit.
(Setting: Large family shopping for Rx glasses)
Femme 1: (whisper) "The best way to tell if the glasses are the wrong prescription is if Mike's head appears normal"
Joke poacher: (audibly and/or loud): "The best way to tell if the glasses are the wrong prescription is if Mike's head appears normal"
Everyone in room: AHAHAHAHAHA
Femme 1: "wtf poacher, that joke belongs to me" (tears)
Joke Poacher: "No one would have ever heard it genius, you are such a chuckle-choker"
Femme 1: (whisper) "The best way to tell if the glasses are the wrong prescription is if Mike's head appears normal"
Joke poacher: (audibly and/or loud): "The best way to tell if the glasses are the wrong prescription is if Mike's head appears normal"
Everyone in room: AHAHAHAHAHA
Femme 1: "wtf poacher, that joke belongs to me" (tears)
Joke Poacher: "No one would have ever heard it genius, you are such a chuckle-choker"
by nonprofit_girl July 31, 2009
Get the chuckle-choker mug.after one has acquired an erection and is desperate to make it unnoticeable, or gone, they put there penis in the Vietnamese chokehold, this is where you take your penis and position it so that is is pointing towards your belly button make it so that the girth of it is firmly restrained by the belt line, making it unnoticeable. the act of doing this can also cut off circulation, difusing the blood quickly. getting rid of the erection quickly and easily.
adam:so the other day in gym class i popped one, do you know what i did
Doug: What could you have done adam? everyone hates gym class randoms.
Adam: well i pulled a Vietnamese chokehold, cured it right up.
Doug: Cool story bro, tell it again sometime!
Doug: What could you have done adam? everyone hates gym class randoms.
Adam: well i pulled a Vietnamese chokehold, cured it right up.
Doug: Cool story bro, tell it again sometime!
by doug_nd_adam December 26, 2011
Get the vietnamese chokehold mug.A common occurrence in movies. It happens when a person is about to die and they can't speak because their lungs are filled with blood and the said person is choking because of his/her blood filled lungs.
by Beowulfselfish July 7, 2008
Get the death choke mug.by Tryshavingho April 19, 2006
Get the Chube mug.A wrestling move in which you grab a person's neck, lift him up, and slam him on the mat. Often used by the Undertaker and Kane.
by SMD May 29, 2004
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