Chronic Drunk 

To be ON the Chronic (Marijuana) while simultaneously being drunk. A shorter version of this, some believe, is "Crunk".

Yo, I'm Chronic drunk right now I'm still tastin that green and beer.

If you ain't drunk then you just on the chronic. But if you on the chronic and you're drunk, then you chronic drunk. Believe.

Take a hit of the blunt, pop that bottle out the trunk, and get ready to be demonic cause you 'gon be chronic drunk.

Chronic Drunk by Ant Gallo February 4, 2009

Chronic Fatigue 

A very rare disease found in 4 of 1000 adults, and an even smaller margine in adolescents. This illness is developed in very non-active persons who usually are afraid of the world around them. The disease was discovered by Dr. Adam Tack (1992-2007). He was the very first human to develop this illness. There is no treatment. Whoever is diagnosed with this illness will be given a time frame of 5-12 months to live. Side effects include having no friends, being fat, being gay, and going to a catholic school to do crystal meth in the bathrooms. God rest the sole of anyone diagnosed with Chronic Fatigue.

Adam Tack thinks he has Chronic Fatigue.

Chronic Fatigue by Adam Tack July 16, 2007

Chronic cripples 

Hard nipples from cold temperatures. Abbreviated to 'chronics'.

"Geez, its so cold, I've got chronics!"

Chronic cripples by Jinx May 1, 2003

chronic guys 

a group of teenage males obsessed with marijuana

every movie is better when you watch it high)

chronic guys by J February 12, 2004

Chronic Wal-martitis 

A condition that usually happens to parents when they visit their local Wal-mart several times in a 24-hour span. You are on a first name basis with the employees.
Similar to Chronic Targetitis and Chronic Home-Depotitis.

"I forgot my shopping list so I have had to go back to Wal-mart THREE times since yesterday morning!"
"You have Chronic Wal-martitis"

Chronic Wal-martitis by deanna03801 April 21, 2009

chronic blame pusher 

someone who tries, sometimes compulsively, to scapegoat others with their problems; typically applies in a work environment

manager: hey, you forgot to turn in <x>.

chronic blame pusher: it wasnt my fault, it was <insert random employees name here>

chronic blame pusher by rnambo October 15, 2009

Chronic masturbator 

Someone with the urge to constantly touch themselves in unknown places. Particularly when they have a vajay jay like chewbacca.

Jess: ew rach stop doing that, chewbacca has been fed.

Rach: he needs more. Always more. Anyway I have an excuse, i am a chronic masturbator don't you know!

Chronic masturbator by Chewbaccas hair May 8, 2016