Sex on the ceiling

Any and all things "fucked up" beyond recognition; anything fucked up and out of place; just plain wrong

After Michael Vick's game against the Packers sports analysts could only describe his performace as "sex on the ceiling" .

by DMR0369 January 20, 2011

painting daddy's ceiling

When a man removes his trousers and a woman lays on the floor. The said man will rest his pubicle sack upon the forehead of the female, gooch hovered over mouth. The female will then proceed to put condiments of different colors into her mouth, and then lick the gooch of the male. The woman will create a colorful masterpiece that would put Michaelangelo to shame.

Today in painting 201 we will be painting daddy's ceiling, pair up and males remove their pants, ladies assume the position.

by Constible Dankington April 29, 2009

ceiling eyes

An ambient pop band from San Francisco

I love ceiling eyes.

by LATANA January 21, 2013

ceiling sucker

two gay men giving eachother oral sex

" Look at those ceiling suckers!!! "

by lalalamp August 4, 2006

Ceiling Sack

Someone (Or something) that is a complete and udder freak.

Hey, did you heard about the new girl?

Yeah, what a Ceiling Sack!

by Hieronymous J. William Esq. May 1, 2008

Chidildo

1.Chill out and get laid.

Mom: Young lady you need to clean your room, your bathroom, and vacuum the stairs
Daughter:Come on mom, seriously Chidildo.

by Roxy Stevens and Logan Herr August 22, 2008

Ceiling Nipple

When you throw a piece of hotdog at the ceiling and it sticks

"Where's my hotdog?"
*looks up*
"Holy shit it made a ceiling nipple!"

by zaynmalikjheyhey November 27, 2016