Catch This Dick

Similar to catching these hands but more threatening and dangerous. Can be used as a threat, question or exclamation.

Past tense: Caught This Dick

Threat: "YOU DONT BACK UP, YOU GONNA CATCH THIS DICK"

Question: "You trying to catch this dick baby?"

Exclamation: *smacks lips* "Beat you ain't ready to catch this dick"

by Booty Consumer November 20, 2018

Catch

1. To be on the receiving end of a lap dance or twerk session
2. To dance or slow grind with someone who is twerking on you

1: She threw it back on me so I had to catch it
2: I was twerking on a guy at a party and he couldn't catch

by LordFarsquaad May 19, 2016

catchers mit

Nephew to the upper decker the catchers mit may be attained by layering toilet paper extending from one side of the bowl across the water and onto the other side of the bowl forming a soft sturdy pad. Proceed with your normal defecation but cease to flush. You now have a permeating pile for all to enjoy. Most commonly found in road side rest areas.

"OMG! WTF! This is the stalest catchers mit ive ever dealt with!" Dale the janitor.

by Rooster Nugget February 11, 2006

cunt catcher

An impressive automobile that has the ability to turn heads and drop skirts.

Nice car, That's a real cunt catcher isn't it?

by DVB May 13, 2005

catch smoke

Trynna to get shot or die

If this Nigga doesn't stop talkin shit he's gon catch smoke

by Yo gotti May 30, 2017

Catch some Zs

(idiom) Go to sleep

Aa Bb Cc

by One Eyed Milkman May 31, 2004

Catching Jokes

Used by some to describe the regular consumption of alcohol to excess, rendering one incapable of motor control or muscular integrity. Despite the suggestion implicit in the phrase, there is in fact nothing amusing or comical about such a situation. It is in fact a dark and rather pathetic state of affairs.

Use of phrase especially favoured by alcoholic apologists. (See dickhead)

"I am just catching jokes"

by H638391 May 18, 2008