Capaneese

When someone speaks fluent Cap

I fricked ur mom last night.
Nah bro thats cap, you speaking fluent capaneese.
Damn aight u got me fam.

by Blakietheboss October 21, 2020

flush capacity

What people don't know about the flux capacitor is that when Doc Emmet Brown fell and struck his head on the rim of a toilet bowl and fell unconscious, when he regained conscious, he saw the words 'Flush Capacity' on the underside of his cistern.

Were it not for those helpful people who tell you how much of a flush capacity your toilet has, BTTF would never have happened.

by Thegreatnick July 2, 2006

Voluntary Service Campaign

It was a fucking recall! Nissan did it to fix something they fucked up on they early model 300zx fuel injection system. They didn't want to call it a recall because that would look bad so it was called a service campaign. And they didn't really want to spend the money to do it to all Z31's so they said it was voluntary. Non the less, it was a god damn recall.

"Did you have the voluntary service campaign preformed on your Z?"

by RedOctoberManZ31 August 2, 2009

capacitygamer

1. Any stereotypical xbox live kid. Who is ~ 15 years of age, always rants about how bad his life sucks, etc.

2. A brooding teenage child who turns to video games like halo, and cuts his wrists. And in the end still thinks hes a cool cat.

Xbox live lobby - KID " Hey guys you wanna brings this b*tch!"

Player " HA HA who let capacitygamer buy gta IV?"

by Enthrall October 20, 2009

Cadpat

A pathetic imitation of Marpat and the US Army multipurpose digital camo. The Canadian uniforms always manage to look crapier and inferior to ours. Then again I wouldn't expect too much of them to start with.

Lester the Canadian Soldier: Hey look at my imitation Marpat. This Cadpat will look great when I go to Tim Horton's to buy my maple syrup products.

Joe the Marine: That's so cute. If you guys up there ever have to do some serious fighting outside of the coffee shop you can borrow my Marpat and do it in style.

by GI Joe Indiana USA August 7, 2009

dirty caspar

It's when you haven't got any lub so you replace it with soy sauce. It is quite tasty and is even better on noodle boys.

"Let's anal tonight! "
"But I haven't got any lub. "
"It's ok, we'll go for a Dirty Caspar. "
"Hmmm... Tasty... "
*a horse is giggling in the background*

by Tha Gowd May 6, 2020

campaign promise

Making a promise you never really intend to keep.

If you will have dinner with me I will be a total gentleman the entire time. Campaign promise

by roadkill1 July 22, 2010