douche canoe

doosh kuh-noo

noun, adjective

1. one who is incredibly annoying, a pest
2. a foolish or stupid person, kaiser
3. an inconsiderate and selfish person

- He was a complete douche canoe for not picking up the check on your birthday!

- Those guys at the party were acting like huge douche canoes!

by ditystotsgosser July 15, 2011

Douche canoe

Ones way of describing an asshole or not nice person. Also a song by a youtuber called Mattg124.

"omg My dad is such an asshole"
"you mean douche canoe :D"

by Agentducky0012 August 24, 2011

canoedist

Someone who paddles a canoe without appropriate clothing. Often seen wearing other items like hats and shoes whilst their sweaty private parts are left exposed to unlucky bystanders.

Under International Rules of the Road any vessel approaching a canoedist must maneuver to ensure collision.

by whilst October 18, 2010

Canosexual

Some sad-act who humps dogs and can't get a girlfriend

oh you dirty doggy *rapes small, helpless dog* canosexual

by Mr.Blobby July 3, 2006

camote

Mexican slang for friend, plural form is camotes, also means homies, homeboys, camaradas, budddies, drinking buddies, but actually means sweet potato.

I'm going out drinking with my camotes. Voy a pistear con mis camotes.

by guardianfirefly March 11, 2015

big canoe

A large wilderness community, filled with trees and old, snooty, rich people. Also, it features a fine aquatic center with many attractive lifeguards.

This oblivious woman in her beamer was a total bitch. She was from Big Canoe.
or
Let's go to Big Canoe, and hit on the slutty girls at the pool!

by Dr. Rufus O'Riley June 24, 2006

Tippy Canoe

Anything that is really tippy or top heavy, anything that could end up on it's side or upside down easily... like a person in a canoe.

I drove that truck home but it was a tippy canoe with that load on top!

by Ewonder25 August 14, 2009