by ff9001 October 16, 2010

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by Practicaldickhead August 7, 2018

A overweight cunt who is full of life and loves to joke around with anyone. He loves to make friends and will even share his lunch with you. He will go out of his way for anyone!
Bro 1: did u just see that guy? he just gave the homeless family 100 dollars!
Bro 2: yeah! he always does that his name is cabbage jesus..
Bro 1: what a mad cunt we should meet him sometime..
Bro 2: hell yeah!
Bro 2: yeah! he always does that his name is cabbage jesus..
Bro 1: what a mad cunt we should meet him sometime..
Bro 2: hell yeah!
by Cabbage jesus May 12, 2019

John: "My name is John!"
Idiot: "I doubt that, there's no way your name is John."
John: "...Why would I lie about my own name??"
Idiot: "I don't know, your name just isn't John."
John: "You Dense Cabbage, MY. NAME. IS. JOHN."
Idiot: "I doubt that, there's no way your name is John."
John: "...Why would I lie about my own name??"
Idiot: "I don't know, your name just isn't John."
John: "You Dense Cabbage, MY. NAME. IS. JOHN."
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