Booger Brain

Someone who is so stupid, or who seems to get more idiotic every day that you swear they pick out parts of their brain every time they pick their nose.

How can that booger brain not remember what I told her 5 seconds ago? She must have picked out part of her frontal lobe from her damn nose this time.

by Johnny Ock November 6, 2006

brain cum

What your brain releases when you laugh or feel good. Another word for endorphins

1: We release endorphins when we laugh, that's why you watch comedy shows.
2: Endorphins is just another word for brain cum!
1:Right! That's what I meant to say.

by Adrien Brody May 17, 2015

Brain Control

A condition where someone plants eggs in someone else's brain and when they hatch they lay other eggs and then they control the person's brain.

Better than mind control because the brain controls the mind.

Barry has brain control over Therman

by BarrySpeck August 27, 2010

downstairs brain

A man's sexual organs, as opposed to his usual so-called-brain, the upstairs brain.

Mike wasn't digging Jen, but three beers later he was thinking with his downstairs brain. Now he has herpes.

by MWazza April 17, 2009

Dry Brain

The mislabeled symptom of a hangover. Not quite a headache because there is no pain, in fact, there is a lack of any feeling of anything. Literally no fluid between your brain and your skull.

“Yo Jerry hasn’t moved a muscle in 45 minutes, I think he has dry brain”

by Jerryatrik March 12, 2021

brain mint

A term used when someone does not remember a particular event or person and you must refresh their memory on the subject, just like a mint freshens your breath.

"Dude you remember that chick from last night?"
"No man give me a brain mint"

by Momo The Bear February 18, 2008

Bush for brains

See "shit for brains"

How could you ever do such a "Bush for brains" foulup?

by JOE August 26, 2003