Bork

1. Bork means to combine meat (in this case, beef and pork).
See spam.

2. It can also replace any verb in most cases.

3. Can sometimes be used as an adjective when -y is added on to the end.

The word was believed to be created after a mispronouncing of the word bjork.

1. Dude, this bork is delicious!

2. I borked my girl so hard last night.

3. Sure is borky around here.

by Thoumad? March 31, 2011

borak

(v.) to take without permission, to steal; abbreviation: bo

Seriously guys, who borak'd my iPod?

by DJ Carlos June 22, 2006

bockle

To snuggle sweetly, to cuddle.

I can't wait to come home and bockle your britches.

by Pantsface McGee June 21, 2005

Bocks

The bastardisation of 'box', a common term for a standard ATX computer case.

j00 leet mofo and j0r l33t bocks.

by CyraKrin October 15, 2003

bork

bork: v.n.adv. virtually every other part of speech.
a:) wildcard; can be used in place of common words, especially verbs.
b:) to draw attention to ones self in hopes to entertain: what the bork? = LAUGH AT ME! NOW!
c:) an exclamation similar to words like crap.

he borks
she borks
they bork
we bork
borking
borked
will bork
borkology - the study of bork
borker - one who borks
borkness - posessing bork
borkous - having bork-like qualities
borkocity - the magnitude of borkness

by The Chadwick December 7, 2006

Bork

The act of lifting chairs from the ground and putting them in the cubby under the desk, usually to assist the job of the cleaning lady or to annoy a particular teacher

Joey was being really annoying, so I borked him.
Borking all the chairs in the classroom is the best way of finding something that fell on the floor

by An_Anonymous_Borker May 22, 2013

bork

Verb.
(1)Euphemism for sexual intercourse. Bork is an attempt to draw a fine line between the childish term boink and the slightly degrading term pork.

Dude, I totally borked that chick last night!

Excuse me mam, would you like to bork?

Edith was found to be foul after borking Ronald.

by Captain Yossarian December 28, 2005