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Borck Mormidi 

scientifically proven to have the worlds smallest penis
Albania number 1
that guy is a borcked cunt, I think his name is Borck Mormidi.
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1. Individuals residing in rural northwest Iowa who are often featured in stories told by grandparents; such stories may involve the subject eating too much ice-cream and developing a stomach ache or diarrhea, stepping in cow maneur, or falling asleep in front of the television after an exhausting day.

2. Residents in rural northwest Iowa who one tell stories about, regardless of whether the listener knows or cares about the subjects.
1. Ol' Borcher came home t' other night with a gut-ache; guess he ate an entire large pizza at The Pizza Ranch.

2. I hadn't walked through the door before Grandma started telling a story about how one o' the Borchers accidentally scooped up his pet cat while shovelin' snow.
Borchers by P'tainz February 12, 2013

to have a borkai 

Participate in a modestly budgeted, cocaine fueled orgy on a rented yacht, blasting trashy Eastern European party music, where the hookers are reimbursed from EU funds.
Dude, you really should try to have a borkai sometime. I had one in the weekend, and man it was a blast!
to have a borkai by yayvideogames October 7, 2019

borkenshire 

borkenshire evolved over several weeks, beginning from the word "bork" referencing to the website starcraftdream.com, when a member's posts were all edited to swedish chef therefore ending every post in bork bork bork. it was truly ownage. but it was difficult calling something a bork, because at that point we all used bork just as a subsitute for laughter, so randomly i said hah borkenshire and it was instantly humorous, and borkenshire has been used ever since.

the borkenshire refers to anything of gay antics or just a funny situation, or a stupid ignorant loser.
1. jesus christ that party was a borkenshire, no one would dance and denny left early to go get high without me.

2. hahaha jonathan dropped his snapple on the floor and it shattered making a huge mess, that was a fucking borkenshire.

3. christian is a borkenshire, did u see him looking at porn on his laptop in spanish? hahaha
borkenshire by trill will December 25, 2008
A word invented by Grian on Hermitcraft 7: Episode 58

The word was first used at 8:56
WHY DOES EVERY ONE HAVE BOCKETS OF GRIAN HERE!!??!!
Bockets by MINECRAFT4EVER!!! December 11, 2020

Shiner Bock 

Nectar of the beer gods. Exclusive to Texas and surrounding states.