The Bojangles

When a man dips his balls in BBQ sauce and stamps his girlfriend’s forehead with them and then yells “he-haw”

I asked Mary why she had BBQ sauce on her forehead, she said Derrick gave her “the Bojangles” last night after he finished his nuggets.

by slugsleet June 19, 2023

Pam Bondage

Stage name of the corrupt Secretary of inJustice from her prior career as a pornstar.

Pam Bondage has her boss Diaper Don fit to be tied over the Epstein files.

by LaughingAloud January 16, 2026

Food stamp bondage

When you're too poor to afford even the shoddiest rope and chains but too kinky to ignore the calling, you throw together some makeshift bondage gear with whatever's laying around.

Jack: "Make sure you pick up some rope from the hardware store on the way home. We're going to have some fun tonight."
Jill: "Hold on there, Mr. Rockefeller. We're going to have to use some of that food stamp bondage if we want to eat for the rest of the month."

by DeadlyWithAMap November 14, 2015

bunched my bojangles

When your underwear smashes your nuts.

My tightie whities smashed my nuts so hard, it really bunched my bojangles.

by TheBaconSizzle January 12, 2017

repairman's bondage

When the dom tapes the sub to the wall with duct tape and buttfucks them.

Navy: I heard that the mayor did a repairman's bondage.
Sky: I've heard worse.
Navy: With his cat.
Sky: That's more understandable.
(vomits)

by Blues and Dumbness May 7, 2019