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obcena boil

A large puss boil typically found on the tip of a small mexican penis. Typically difficult when attempting to fornicate, because the boil is larger than the penis, and because the boil has a tendency to drain when the penis is erect. The attempt to fornicate while carrying the obcena boil can transfer into the partner, male or female. If a female has any sign of an obcena boil she must seek medical help immediately!

Not resulting to do so will cause her asshole to rot from the inside out and anal leakage will seep into her vagina hole. Thus creating a shameful and forever active Alabama Hot Pocket.

Warning! Deadly!
"Did you nail that chick last night?"

"No dude, she looked at my obcena boil and she puked on my mom's tits."
by Logger123 October 10, 2013
mugGet the obcena boilmug.

A watched pot never boils

To wait anxiously for something to happen. It will seem to take a very long time or not at all.
This strategy is doomed from the start because it is far too public: a watched pot never boils.
by M2H November 13, 2023
mugGet the A watched pot never boilsmug.

Boiling the cabbage

When some one who usually follows traditional conservative ways and philosophies, is opening up to more liberal life ideas.
My grandfather is starting to accepting the idea of gay marriage as a normal thing, he is boiling the cabbage.
by Young talk October 16, 2019
mugGet the Boiling the cabbagemug.

boiling tea pot

The girl I was with last night gargled my balls, it was sick.”

“Oh, she gave you a boiling tea pot? Nice!”
by ToniToni-monsta December 18, 2020
mugGet the boiling tea potmug.

Boiled Haggis

When a woman is on her period and she queef-Dutch-ovens herself.
It brought a single, burning tear to her eye when she let rip an ol' boiled haggis; she emerged from under the comforter, a shell of her former self.
by SuxbridgeMA November 3, 2025
mugGet the Boiled Haggismug.

road boil

the surface of a travelled portion of a highway that becomes liquified underneath it and the pavement, gravel, slurry or mud pushes upward
a road boil appears on a road in the spring. It is believed to be caused from winter months springs located under roads do not completely freeze but the surrounding area does, when traffic drives over the road, it forces the moisture to the top so it has the appearance of a boil or bubble. There is one just below MacDonald's hill!
by Elsie Spazmataz May 7, 2009
mugGet the road boilmug.

boiling pot

A woman or man of mixed races or ethnicities that makes them uniquely attractive.
Dude who is she?!
Oh her? She’s half Italian and half African American.
Oh. She’s a boiling pot, I got you.
by RHL7 June 13, 2021
mugGet the boiling potmug.

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