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literary blueballs

When a novel or series is anticlimactic, or gets really good and then just stops. A technique employed by author's to hold the readers attention, only to leave them unsatisfied.
In J.K. Rowling's series "Harry Potter", the reader experiences much suspense and excitement in books 1-6, only to experience literary blueballs with her unsasitfying epilogue.
by SnugBug August 1, 2010
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verbal blueballs

When someone starts to say something i.e. a story or a thought, and stops in the middle of it without finishing. Thus, the original idea isn't completely conveyed, and the listener only knows part of the story, and must know the other part to be fully satisfied. Stems from the term "blueballs," the symptoms after receiving a blowjob without climaxing, although nearly reaching it.
My friend was telling me about a big fight she had, when all of a sudden she stopped and said "Whatever, nevermind." It was a huge case of verbal blueballs.
by Aspano April 16, 2004
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blueball

A terrible feeling, usually happening in striptease bars, beaches or other places like that. When you (a male) are really horny and arosed from watching a naked/half-naked woman, but are unable to do what you gotta do (ejaculate) by having sex or masturbating.
This is NOT A VERY NICE feeling, and is better avoided.
I always think about those poor guys who have to photograph porn/striptease movies. They probably are always experiencing blueball. Having to watch sex but being unable to participate in some way is a nightmare.
by Urban_Fellow July 21, 2006
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BlueBalls

When you haven't had sexual Intercourse in a good amount of weeks or months.
Bob: Dude I got blueballs because my girlfriend broke up with me

John: Yo that's crazy but I don't care
by Jnoh Smith May 13, 2021
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Blueballs

All tease and no please. Your balls ache like semi ran them over after hours of having an erection without an orgasm.
We've been fooling around all night and I came on UD to make sure I had blueballs. Ahh! Thay ache like a mofo
by ScandoMan September 21, 2009
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Verbal Blueballs

When you're ready to yell at someone after they make one more stupid comment, and they somehow keep you from finishing, leaving you in a rage and ready to snap on anyone
I was about to make her cry if she said one more stupid thing. I was just waiting for it, but then she apologized and walked away. Now I've got verbal blueballs so watch yourself
by Scopehound December 4, 2010
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blueballs

when helen cant finish ryan off
i got blueballs its so sore
by banter ficker June 21, 2016
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