Eg. "Madi Smith is a Blonde Jesus for many reasons. One of which is her thick and long, luscious blonde locks and another is her Jesus-like appearance and personality!"
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The name given to Daniel Craig, who plays James Bond in the 6th Bond Movie, Casino Royale. Many picky asswhipe critics say that Craig is a terrible James Bond because his hair is blond unlike all the Bonds before him, but I personally think he is very good.
Idiot: So have you seen Casino Royale yet with Daniel Craig as James Blond.
Me: Other than the fact that your question had no question mark at the end of it, I am going to point out that I think Craig is a splendid James Bond and he is a great actor, perfectly portraying the younger, more reckless Bond while still being smooth and stylish, and that you should not judge an actor's acting ability by the color of his hair alone.
Idiot: But he's BLOND!
Me: I'm going to have a hard time not killing you...
Me: Other than the fact that your question had no question mark at the end of it, I am going to point out that I think Craig is a splendid James Bond and he is a great actor, perfectly portraying the younger, more reckless Bond while still being smooth and stylish, and that you should not judge an actor's acting ability by the color of his hair alone.
Idiot: But he's BLOND!
Me: I'm going to have a hard time not killing you...
by Maverick1224 December 7, 2006
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In fact it was perfect until she turned into a raging sociopath and started taking offense at everything you said. Therefore killing your desire to live or even eat or sleep. Truly evil.
Note: can possibly be stopped with food and crappy music.
In fact it was perfect until she turned into a raging sociopath and started taking offense at everything you said. Therefore killing your desire to live or even eat or sleep. Truly evil.
Note: can possibly be stopped with food and crappy music.
Everything was going so great for Alayna and I, then one day out of nowhere she kills my dogs, cats, and parents...All because I waited to give her Valentine's present after school. She had truly turned into the Blonde Devil.
by MassaRee August 9, 2008
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DAWG: Damn! Look at that bitch Brutha.
BRUTHA: Yea, I met her already, dude. She speaks 12 languages. Tito Ortiz gave a seminar at the Jeet Kune Dojo, and she was there. Flirtisha's her name. Anyway, Tito grabbed her ass and she instantly beat his!
DAWG: No way!
BRUTHA: Hey, I was there. Jane Blonde, OOH!
BRUTHA: Yea, I met her already, dude. She speaks 12 languages. Tito Ortiz gave a seminar at the Jeet Kune Dojo, and she was there. Flirtisha's her name. Anyway, Tito grabbed her ass and she instantly beat his!
DAWG: No way!
BRUTHA: Hey, I was there. Jane Blonde, OOH!
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