bloomin' onion

Right after pulling your penis out of a female's anus, the anus stays wide open for a fraction of a second, resembling a bloomin' onion.

After Steve pulled his stark erection out of Candace's firm buttucks, it resembled a bloomin' onion for what seemed like less than a second.

by D. Snutz June 8, 2003

Bloomsburg

ok, yeah its a college town that get into trouble but its a great place to grow up in where you can go away to college but come back and see great people there... like for the BLOOMSBURG FAIR!!... great town i think...with great people

there isnt anything greater than going down to the park and playin around some volley ball or some sport with a bunch of friends... or hanging out at someones house... bloom is the bomb haha

by bloomsburg proud April 11, 2005

bloom

a way to state your horny
in bloom
blooming

"hey im in bloom"
"you wanna... ya know. im blooming"

by Cryo March 29, 2004

Orlando Bloom

Orlando Bloom, also pronounced SEXY beast!!!!! Hot actor from many movies and hopefully many more to come!!!

Orlando Bloom walked up and I ripped his sexy clothes off and had my way with him!!!

by Cooter March 14, 2005

west bloomfield

west bloomfield is a city in oakland county, but is not for rich snobs at all, and all the bitches that think that and actually believe in all the stereotypical bullshit, can just go fuck themseleves, because they dont know shit. in west bloomfield, people do not only care about wealth and how they look. people there are a whole lot better than the assholes that believe in all those stereotypes. if you have never lived there, then you cant say shit about it, because you dont know anything, and you cant say anything, unless you have lived there before.

person one: did you see the new girl? she from west bloomfield, so shes definetly a jap.

person two: thats bullshit. just because she lives in west bloomfield doesnt mean shes a jap. your a fucking asshole!!

by WBlover!!! November 22, 2011

bloodfeast

when youre eating a girl out, and she menstruates.

i was giving mrs. lum the ol' lickety splitz, when all of a sudden there was a deez bloodfeast.

by cooncap boy May 17, 2006

Bloodfist

When one covers one's hand in crisco and then rolls it in broken glass, then shoves it into the rectum of another.

Patrick was bloodfisted by Noah so hard that his rectum, damn near killed 'em!

by PJay September 30, 2010