bloody poofter

what you call someone when they do something extremely spastic

Bloody poofter! why the hell would you do such a thing

by Massive Legend June 9, 2018

Bloody Salmon

When Toby eats out his girl Hailey and she climaxes so hard she bleeds

Damn Toby I saw you gave Hailey a big old bloody salmon last night

by Fishpussy2 May 13, 2019

Bloody Haider

A phrase I heard 🤨✋

I hate bloody haider

by anus-hka November 30, 2021

Bloody Driver

A tangy mix of tomato juice, orange juice, lime juice, soda, and water.

Barkeep: "What'll it be today?"
Customer: "I'll have a Bloody Driver. Blend it well with some ice."

by Lucas_JWF January 11, 2009

Bloody elk

“Bloody elk” is a term used when one is annoyed or in shock. Although unobvious, “bloody elk” had derived from “bloody ‘ell,” a term used for similar purposes. What’s ironic about the nature of “bloody elk” is the fact that it embodies autocorrect’s flaws despite being highly humorous.

“Bloody elk, I ducking hate autocorrect!”

by gary69_ March 28, 2023

bloody johnsons

It is a kind of swearing at a third party for something which is beyond your control(on a lighter side).

Neil: You have 34 files to check today.
Sam: Please ...will do it in two days...
Neil: No, you got to do it today.. our boss has said so...
Sam: Bloody johnsons! :)

by Sat213 October 12, 2008

Bloody flapjack

When you jerk off too much the tip of your penis rips open at the tip,folding both halves back; Therfore the bloody flapjack

Dude did you hear what happened to Ethan?
He had to go to the hospital because he got a bloody flapjack!

by Derpknight May 1, 2016