blimpkin

the exact same act as a blumpkin, except with full service...ie. a rimjob is given after the initial blowjob and defecation is complete.

by jon September 16, 2003

Blind

Absence of vision.

Watch out for the car, Mrs. Blindy

by Etan September 28, 2003

blimey o'reilly

this is an Irish expression of disbelief and shock. maybe Blimey O'Reilly was a famous Irish bloke who had extravagently big trousers. we may never know the truth. the fact is that a) its Irish and b) its Irish. I rest my case.

as in "Blimey O'Reilly's trousers"

by xxlurvexofxyourxlifexx December 25, 2006

blim

Blim is a word originated from the burns caused by the excess of hot ash falling from a hash splif.

"AAAH SHIT! my new trackies is blimmed to fock now!"

by Dan Turpin May 13, 2005

Blind Optism

When you hope in vain and you know it and thats the worst part. You know that what you are hoping for won't happen and yet you keep at it. It's like Cuddy waiting for Dr.House to change but deep inside she knows he won't.

Cuddy: House, I am scared that I'll die, everyone is telling me that you won't visit me but I know you will, I have faith in you.
*House doesn't visit Cuddy at the hospital*
People: Told you so
Cuddy: No, you're wrong, he'll come around someday
*House doesn't visit Cuddy at hospital yet she keeps on waiting*
People: I admire your optimism Cuddy, but you know its blind optism, don't you?

by Amandinha Bynes August 22, 2011

blind date

An event where someone sets up 2 people who don't know each other on a date. In most cases, one of the people is horrendously ugly and the other will be sure to kill the "matchmaker" afterwards.

My shitty friend set me up on a blind date, and I vomited for hours afterwards.

by Eric Hartman July 12, 2003

ass cheeks for blinders

that dude is so blind to all the bull goin on around him ill bet its cause hes got his head up his ass so far that hes wearing his ass cheeks for blinders

joe bob must be wearing his ass cheeks for blinders cause hes too stupid to notice hes being used and screwed over

by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 6, 2009