Bertie

World's most useless member of society.

It's a wonder he is capable of breathing given how truly lazy he is.

'You see that guy over there, he is a Bertie'

by Rannoc1234566 December 2, 2019

bertie

noun, used for part of anatomy observed by others when one is bending over and one's trousers (often jeans) slide down the hips to reveal the upper region of one's ass cleavage.
abrev. for 'Bertie Buttcrack'

Izzy bent over & showed us all her Bertie.

by will11 July 15, 2008

bert

another word for a cigarette. hence the filter part of a cigarette looks like bert's head from bert and ernie

hey, i can i get a bert from you?

by italianstallionmb August 19, 2010

big bertha

a very fat person who sits on their butt all day and does nothing but make a mess, or a jerk

Mother: can you believe that boy sat home all day and made a mess and didnt bother to clean his mess, he is a big bertha

Friend: UT Uh gurl u needs to get him in check

by Dredre May 12, 2006

blerty

noun. a squelchy fart

used as an exclamation to announce an impending a squelchy fart

John let off a blerty.

blerty!

by rory o'connor September 4, 2003

Blertus

Someone who is the death of a party of social get together. Typically exhibits traits including those of a perriwinkle, piss knuckle and fuck knuckle. The person is generally a black hole that sucks the energy out everyone around them with nonsensical facts that has no basis in reality. They typically talk just to be part of a conversation without adding any value whatsoever. You can spot them by the uncomfortable silence that follows right after they have spoken. A really strong blertus can kill a conversation just by their presence within the general vicinity.

"We were all having a good time until Blertus spoke" - said at a social
"You are a real Blertus" - said in response to what a Blertus said

by JakBlak69 February 8, 2018

BLERTA

Blerta

BLERTA

by Blerta.rmd November 22, 2021