bleeding herman

noun:When you masterbate to much, your penis stops shooting cum and starts shooting blood.

Since adam klein never jacks it, he doesnt have to worry about getting a bleeding puppy.

by Anonymous July 1, 2003

BEEEP

the sound the tv makes when it censors out a dirty word. used frequently in arrested development and should be used more in entourage

shut the BEEEP up you annoying fuck

by Holly Matronic May 28, 2007

bleedin'

to sell drugs in your neighbor hood or community.

"man you won't believe it. that hot chick right there be bleedin' "

by x August 24, 2004

bleed the lizzard

piss, pee, urinate. only used for guys

"Hold on, dude. i gotta bleed the lizzard"

by Gabe Watson June 11, 2005

Bleeding Nightmare

An act of bleeding out all your hate, anger, fear, loneliness, jealously, confusion and other negative forms of energy. Bleeding Nightmare is accomplished during your sleep. After falling asleep, 100% of these negative forms of energy disperse and float in the darkness of your room. Your body will have a chance to partially recover from the tragedy of life. These floating evil energy will watch your body recover in the night. 2/5 of the negativity will be release from your body and never return. The moment you open your eyes, roughly 3/5 (floating in your room) of the remaining negative energy return back to your spiritual component. Hence, these evil energy will strike your heart to remind you that reality wants your absolute attention thus giving you no time to love. The universe is an irrational place because we human constantly polluting the universe with roughly 2/5 of our dark energy (daily). Dreaming is reality while "true" reality is a nightmare. The only way of bleeding out all your nightmare is to die in your sleep and never have to face reality ever again.

**At OSU-OKC**
David: I failed my Chemistry, Macroeconomic, Philosophy, and Spanish class. I'm going to sleep.
GDL: Why?
David: I'm going to cause a bleeding nightmare.
GDL: David, you are a successful failure. You work at five down stairs today by the way.
David: I'll bleed as much as possible.

by BenchMax345 February 20, 2008

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

The sound of a microwave for your micro penis. :)

Your fat ass getting up at 3 am to make instant noodles:

Microwave: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

by Your guide that does not exist September 8, 2021

bleeding-ponytail

a Baby Boomer who pines for hippie or pre-sellout days,and
displays these feelings by wearing a ponytail/speaking hippie lingo.

-bleeding-ponytail speak-
person1-Hey bob wasn't that movie "far out"?
person2-yeah I know man it was totally groovy

by Demosthenes Akira May 18, 2006