Bench Fassy

A man who deliberately disrespects or degrades someone for the validation or approval of other men. This is common amongst men who are in gangs or about the street life and lack father figures.

1. This bench fassy yute only tried to come for me because his boys were around. SMH

2. Bench fassy men have low esteem and always seek validation from other men. It’s weird and creepy

by Arron j smith September 8, 2021

Benched

Used in UK drill, Getting left disabled or left in a wheelchair

GM 1: Yo what happened while I was locked, I heard * thought he was on badness
GM 2: Yeah bro we wet him up and now he’s benched

by Lawabidingcivillian June 27, 2024

Bench penis

When you have to bench your penis because your such a player.

I get too much vag I need to bench penis

by erpfeljbfgpfdfu July 27, 2017

Bench Tails

This one's a doozie. It's a comic that has been long forgotten but brought back by the internet archives. It's about Tails seeing Creme and an OC called Uni and then doing the boombayah with them. To make it worse, Creme and Uni are babies. and Tails is an adult. It's called two babies one fox.

"Dude it was just a bench tails joke!"

by bench tails February 28, 2025

blackness bench

Where the shi* goes down

Oft blackness Bench shi* always goes down there

by Crashglober November 24, 2021

Bench boy

A bench boy is a guy on your hook up list that you might call when you need some dick. Definitely a guy you only talk for sex.

I was talking to one of my bench boys, but he couldn’t hang out so i called my other bench boy.

by babydevilj July 24, 2021

Bench by Choice

When a man would rather sit down to pee, rather than pee standing up.

Joe: "I always miss on the toilet seat man."
Bob: "Thats why Im a bench by choice. No mess."

by SeanBreezy209 June 2, 2015