bench slap

When a judge unleashes a verbal smackdown of someone in a courtroom setting. A bench slap can be directed at anyone in the courtroom for example: an attorney, a plaintiff, a defendant, etc.

Mane, Judge Thompson went off on that defendant. Dude got bench slapped.

by beccabecca October 29, 2020

park bench

Noun- A short, fat dog. Origin: the dog's profile and mass.

My dog's a freakin park bench.

by Doomlad April 8, 2007

bench hog

Someone hogging the bench unnecessarily that you intended to sit on. Paticularly if you were gonna snog on it.

"Jade, lift your fat arse and stop being a bench hog!" Yelled Becky in eager anticipation to sit down and make out with her boyfriend.
"No chance. You'll be hogging the bench then, while I play goose!" Jade replied good-naturedly.

by Sarah666 August 19, 2007

Benched

Used in UK drill, Getting left disabled or left in a wheelchair

GM 1: Yo what happened while I was locked, I heard * thought he was on badness
GM 2: Yeah bro we wet him up and now he’s benched

by Lawabidingcivillian June 27, 2024

Bench Fassy

A man who deliberately disrespects or degrades someone for the validation or approval of other men. This is common amongst men who are in gangs or about the street life and lack father figures.

1. This bench fassy yute only tried to come for me because his boys were around. SMH

2. Bench fassy men have low esteem and always seek validation from other men. It’s weird and creepy

by Arron j smith September 8, 2021

Pork bench

Something you sit on when u came to goon haha yes it does actually exist

“I came to goon, pork bench”

by Porkbench July 6, 2024

Bench warmer

A term used in baseball and softball usually targeted towards a person who sits on the dugout bench for most of the game, for any reason, aka "warming up" the bench.

Alex is the teams Bench warmer because he is unable to field a baseball.

by EvanOmNomz April 15, 2023