Bowel Blaster

One that blasts bowels frequently

I have blasted many bowels this evening. You could call me the Bowel Blaster

by acraal February 15, 2023

Clash blaster main

Clash blaster mains are brainless and insufferable. They claim that their weapon takes skill even though their aim is absolute garbage. Somehow, they get atleast 15 kills a game despite their lack of situational awareness.

"Bro, this Clash Blaster Main keeps killing me every game that I join!"

by thinkzooka June 4, 2023

Alaska ass blaster

When you have your significant other eat a bunch of spicy food and wait until they have to take a shit. Then before they shit, butt fuck them in the snow, and watch the shit spew out like a fountain.

Friend-“dude, what did you and that girl do last night?”
Me-“bro I totally gave her an Alaska ass blaster”
Friend-“you’re a legend”

by Damon LaRue April 29, 2021

Master-Blaster

A Master-Blaster is a guy who can shoot his load at least 12 feet.

In jack-off contests, I can sometimes be a Master-Blaster!

by USAF Cadet September 12, 2021

blasterfag

gay fag who uses a digi cam to make crappy videos...known especially for the worst videos ever made, blasterfags is the true definition of shit

"hi my name is joel and i'm a blasterfag"
"blasterfags are the gayest group ever"

by robism July 7, 2004

youth-blaster

one who sexually corrupts youths.

"your mom's a youth-blaster, your mom's a fuckin disaster"

by Lord Mzok April 5, 2004

snatch blaster

an individual (usually a male) known for not only intercepting and appreciating ones snatch, but for literally blasting it with a huge load, skeet skeet, blasted in that snatch.

"yo did you see how crusty tiffanys cunt was, her man must be a mega mega snatch blaster."

by sideshow slim November 29, 2009