Bester

Better than best. Although, it's nearly impossible to be better than best, this is an exception one can make for an unbelievably good thing/person/phenomenon that one could never fathom about (almost unreal)

Kri: You're the best, my love!
Su: No, love. You're bester!

by Sassy Baker March 21, 2023

Beater

An object/item you use freely, recklessly, and commonly, to avoid damage to an identical/similar version of that item that is newer or superior to the "beater" item.

Dude 1: "hey bro, lets go out to some trails on our bikes, its gonna be very messy cause it just rained out, so it'll be all muddy"

Dude 2: "yeah sure! let me just put on my beater shoes, along with my beater bike, to make sure my new jordans and my schwinn bike don't get fucked up."

by thatsanthony August 11, 2023

Brindel Beater

a cowboy that has sex a lot

the Brindel Beater gave Maz multiple water buffalos during the root in the back of his van

by Kimothy December 2, 2004

Pear-betes

A disease on a person in which the stomach region hangs out further then the chest. The name comes from looking like a pear (fat down bottom, thinner up top). Pear-betes is more common in men.

Someone who is over-wieght may suffer from Pear-betes, unless of course they have man boobs that hang over there big stomach. Symptoms of Pear-betes is almost the same as being over-weight, excesscive eating and sweating just to name a couple.

by john technics December 23, 2009

seat-belted

The act of grabbing the hand of person and pulling it towards your genitals

When Ted was horny, he seat-belted Marsha.

by BOBERT2099 January 2, 2010

video-betes

the side affects of sitting around and playing video games for far too long like legs falling asleep hunger constipation and and overall grungey looking

im suffering from some mad video-betes right nowi can barely feel my legs

by haha i added a word July 13, 2010

Bacon Beater

A person who gets unlimited pleasure out of, and can't resist the urge to jerking off a penis. If given one, they will jerk it nonstop and have to be forcibly removed. Their jerking hands' are also extremely sensitive to meat shafts, increasing their pleasure. A true Bacon Beater's hand will start doing weird hand motions (mostly twitching) when not in sexual contact

Yeah dude I saw Jackie's hand twitching like it was on a shaft too! That was at Blake's party the other night! What a Bacon Beater!

by Wookus Maximus February 22, 2011