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bar jacked

When a drunk corners you in a bar an you can't escape...
Sober friends just walk in

Drunk Bar Jacker approches your table: Hey guys, how are you? I'm friends with a rapper. He's 25 and his wife is 24 and I'm 54 and rappers are the poets of our generation and can say more in 14 paragraphs than most say their entire lives and....

Sober friends: We've been bar jacked!
bar jacked by dddennis February 17, 2010
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Bar Potpourri 

The act of "Beer Burping" in a bar and blowing it in the direction of you buddy.
Dude 1 - "Buuurp......whoa"

Dude 2 - "Dude, that was some rough bar potpourri, next time blow it the other way!"
Bar Potpourri by 8nsand1974 July 11, 2010

bar-b-tude 

The frustration and attitude that comes from cooking on a grill.
What bar-b-tude...why do we even bother grilling each year?
bar-b-tude by JoeNJ2 July 6, 2011

Bar Rich 

To save your money and rarely buy anything nice so you can go out to the bars/clubs and buy drinks for everyone and drink as much as you like running up an impressive tab and not worrying about the cost.
You wouldn't believe that Steve doesn't own much in his apartment with how many rounds of drinks he's been buying. Steve must be Bar Rich.
Bar Rich by Deroc06 September 5, 2012
The number of hours your day is offset by staying out until at least 4 am barhopping.
Dude, it's 1pm, we need to get moving! Why the hell are you still sleeping?

Sorry man, bar lag.
bar lag by Tommyt August 12, 2012

bar fitzvah 

When a temper-tantrum is thrown at any sort of religious gathering/activity/ceremony. Common misconception is that a bar fitzvah can only happen at a Jewish activity, but in fact happens more at Christian church gatherings by children that don't want to be there
My cousin Schnall threw a bar fitzvah that included not only telling off his grandfather but throwing a chair over 13 pews.
bar fitzvah by Unicycle pro October 19, 2014