You were walking with your friends the other day and see a balloon with, religious writing on it floating In the stream. you walk up stream a bit and see a hippie with balloons and a sharpie.as your walking past He heard you swear and said “God wouldn’t want you to swear”, so you reply by saying “do you think god what want you polluting his waters with balloons”.
by Super accurate description October 09, 2020
When your uncircumcised penis gets blown by the hot girl at the bar to the point the extra skin starts to inflate like a balloon.
Guy (Drops pants)
Girl: Omg! YOURE UNCIRCUMCISED!?!?!?
Guy: Yeah, so?
Girl: Oh my fucking god let me give you a penis balloon.
Girl: Omg! YOURE UNCIRCUMCISED!?!?!?
Guy: Yeah, so?
Girl: Oh my fucking god let me give you a penis balloon.
by MuffinTop9603 October 30, 2020
Everyone that voted in the 2016 U.S. Presidential Election; a balloon full of human waste, a mixture of both solid and gaseous.
Gender Neutral Example 1: Did you hear that Jacob voted?!
Gender Neutral Example 2: Yeah the dude's a complete Shart Balloon.
Gender Neutral Example 2: Yeah the dude's a complete Shart Balloon.
by Lilwhiteshark June 05, 2017
The act of putting a ballon between your penis and attempting to burst it by thrusting into it onto a partners ass.
“ hey babe let’s start Ballon Bashing that ass”
“I was Balloon Bashing the shit outta my girlfriend last night”
“I was Balloon Bashing the shit outta my girlfriend last night”
by Bigboiiizucc July 07, 2018
The act of cumming to aggressive to the point where you lose all control over your body, fall to the ground and bounce like a balloon. The results leave injuries similar to bieng assaulted, hence the 'bashing'.
by Daddywallace69 July 08, 2018
What to call a deformed penis. It is usually skinny atthe bottom and big and bloated at the top or the other way around.
Hooker: i fucked John last night and his dumb mo' fucking how nigga ass had a deformed balloon
Hooker2: NO WAY!
Hooker2: NO WAY!
by BigDickNiggaToe January 11, 2019
When you and a girl rare having sex and you skip it in the poop shoot and you pull out and the condom is covered in poop.
I was with my girl and I slipped it in the poop shoot and when I took it out it was a poopy balloon.
by Jitamus October 11, 2021