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Blind Sausage Whiff

Something Stevie mentioned on Good Mythical Morning.
Stevie: "Let me tell you, the blind sausage whiff, which is probably on Urban Dictionary.

Rhett: "The old sausage whiff
Stevie: - Is not great.
by Dodd0 May 24, 2023
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Blind Blame

Blind Blame (otherwise known as Blindfolded Blame) is when someone accuses something or someone else of something that is actually the fault of either the Blind Blamer's own short-comings, or a lack of understanding the other side's perspective/reasoning. The lack of both self-reflection and seeing other perspectives makes it a form of Miserablism, and is most done by students and some political activists.
Examples of Blind Blame include:

• Students (who dont pay attention or study any good) blaming teachers or the education system for their bad grades, without thinking about 1: if they maybe didnt study well, didnt pay attention or just never bothered asking questions, or 2: the reasons the teacher has for giving them that grade, and the reasons the education system has for working the way it does.

• Political activists (who are bad with money and lack good work ethics) blaming capitalism for why they're poor and calling for communism, despite not taking into account 1: their own financial decisions and how their resumé looks in current job market, or 2: why communism usually leads to even more poverty and how capitalism, while not perfect, has more opportunities for monetary success

Note: remember that these examples are not saying that blaming teachers or politicians is always Blind Blame. There's a reason I specified "who dont pay attention" and "who lack good work ethics" in these subjects. Its just those subjects with these traits that I am reffering to
by NickPikk May 7, 2023
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blind doggin it

The act of eating dinner after rehearsal, usually at Olde Blind Dog, where memories are made, and time in the kitchen is saved.
I completely forgot to cook today, so looks like I'm blind doggin it tonight!
by paulio3s October 23, 2023
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Blind Pig

Canadian military slang dating back to World War I, for a mortar round or an aircraft 'iron' bomb, especially a heavy large-bore one. Derived from its weight and size, like a large pig.
"We were crossing the plain in open formation when the enemy brought smoke -- 'blind pigs' and rainmakers.
by MAC-Gyver May 27, 2003
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Blind as a bat

1. Old wive's phrase for one who is of poor eyesight. Actually a common misconception, as most bats (of the mammalian sort) have better eyesight than the average healthy human being.
"Hey four-eyes! You're as blind as a bat!" - Stupid Jock
by Track-10 January 14, 2003
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blind mans wank

Sex game, based on accuracy. The man covers his eyes using his hand or blindfold and attempt to jack off into the mouth of the woman.
3pts are gain for a throat shot, 2pts for a lip shot and 1pt for a face shot.

Warning: Can cause blindness!
Katie, grab the blindfold, i wanna have a blind mans wank
by Jiggaman April 14, 2005
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blind man

To have bad acne, pimples, zits, etc.

(Shortened from the old joke "He has so many zits, (How many does he have?) ...he fell asleep in the library and woke up with a blind man trying to read his face.")
Guy 1: Laurie's really a cute chick; shame about her complexion though.
Guy 2: She needs to get some medicine for that blind man all over her face.
by exitflagger May 1, 2008
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