my axe

my axe is a song from the good band, ICP (Insane Clown Posse) it was a good song till these fatass mainstream bitches overused the song on the toxic app "Tik Tok" one even made a remake of it, sounds pretty ass to me- might as well scratch a glass plate with fork and call it music with that shit lmao

Emo bitch: "Hey have you listened to my axe by ICP!? It's pretty good!!"

Juggalo: "Shut the fuck up"

by p1ssbaby March 18, 2021

old battle axe

One's spouse or partner. Same as ball and chain.

Can't come out tonight. Gotta go meet the old battle axe.

by Twin Dongs February 18, 2017

battle axe

woman of hideous proportians, usually bottle blond with the RIGHT opinion on every thing, so help you God!!

Margaret Thatcher, the battle axe of the Falklands

by goosenard June 30, 2006

hairy axe wound

A hairy vagina. ete. the hairy axewound like shape - obviously

I loved to taste her hairy axewound

Her minge looked like a hairy axe wound

by Olly the Sanchez April 27, 2003

Bloody Axe Gash

Slang term for a womans' vaginal opening, usually during her period.

Suzie tried to make me eat her bloody axe gash!

by Vapour Trailing April 25, 2006

Pick Axe

A sexual position used by people with mighty long noses. When taking the girls pants off and before licking her out, insert thumb up her anal cavity and then using the nose as a penetrative tool, by moving the head back and forth into the vagina in a pick axe action

Rupert - "How are you feeling after our pick axeing last night??"
Megan - "A bit sore this morning, how's your pecker?"
Rupert - "I think i've broken my mighty long nose darling, serious pick axeing last night"

by J Samsone February 18, 2014

Tend to the axe-wound

Stimulation of the vagina; masturbation or manual/oral sex.

Zac really doesn't like to tend to the axe-wound.

by The Awesome February 5, 2005