Pickaxe

A Minecraft tool used for mining various ores.

I have to craft a pickaxe soon to get some ore.

(Don’t have sex kids, play Minecraft)

by swoopeth August 19, 2019

Pickaxe

A tool used to fucking mine damn useless rocks. A pickaxe can fucking kill a bitch. You can hit dogs with a pickaxe and fucking kill their ass. Pickaxe rhymes with dick. You can stick a pickaxe up a ass and call it a dick. Your gay ass fuck little brother can suck the pickaxe. You can fuck up anything you want. Bust a capybara’s coochie? Use a pickaxe. Do illegal as fuck surgery on a bitch dog when it’s not sleeping? Use a pickaxe. Fuck up a annoying bitches ass? Use a pickaxe.

I used my pickaxe to take out a dogs heart while it was barking at me.

by FAUBCOK February 11, 2022

Pickaxe

The grotesque and egregious act of placing your palm onto your shoulder to make the shape of a large bludgeon and then shoving it in ones anal cavity till they either die or are completely unfixable by any surgery.

After John got done beating Chris in basketball he began to pickaxe him while the other players held him down.

by Relyk2 April 10, 2018

Pickaxe

Where during fellatio, the female giving said fellatio, purposefully jams her incisor tooth into the male's dick-hole, causing extreme pain or death and in some very rare cases, mild pleasure.

Bob was really enjoying Kim's blowjob, until she decided to Pickaxe him as revenge for giving her The Shocker earlier that evening.

by The Prariedogs January 12, 2010

pickaxe

An itch located deep within the anal cavity. One runs the risk of their appendage smelling like fecal matter if (s)he so chooses to take it on.

Example 1

Don: Why are you walking so funny?
Craig: Dude, I got a pickaxe!

Example 2

Don: Dude, you picking a wedgie?
Craig: No I just have a major pickaxe!

Example 3

Craig: Dude, smell my finger!
Don: Why?
Craig: I just took care of a pickaxe!

by fartmaster69 October 27, 2011

Pickax

A pickax is when you stick a flesh light in a vagina and then put your cock in the
flesh light.

Yo ho, how much it cost to give you a pickax.

by Queef Nug November 22, 2008

pickaxing

Locking someone in your closet and bludgeoning them with a pickaxe, gaining sexual pleasure every time you hit them.

Erin pickaxed Dan until she was completely spent.

by Dirty Dan0 January 20, 2005