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Who asked?

phrase used by people who dont have real life friends
"My dad died 2 years ago in a car crash"
"WhO aSkEd?"
by .goofy-grooby April 22, 2023
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The final card in the deck of a 14 year old when they know the person they're arguing with has every edge over them.

If you find someone telling you who asked, say "I asked". They will discombobulate and be torn apart by law of universe into quarks.
Person 1: Dude, you are such a dipshit. For one, you SHOT A HUNDRED AND TWENTY SIX PEOPLE DEAD. Second off, you just raped my girlfriend. And finally, you fucking HEXED MY FAMILY!
Person 2: Umm... uhh... who asked?...
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Nobody asked

Saying this obnoxious phrase is the quickest way to make everyone despise your existence. Saying this is the verbal equivalent of white noise as it adds nothing to the conversation and only causes annoyance. If you say this phrase, go fuck yourself.
Person 1: Nice, my relative beat cancer

Person 2: Nobody asked
Person 1: stares with hatred in his eyes before pulling out a gun and shooting Person 2 in the head
by Partydude17 May 23, 2023
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Who asked is a very dangerous phrase especially in a argument. Why? Because it slap a massive zipper to the victim preventing any ideas and make them almost haunted for weeks
Lisa Gaming Roblox: Please don’t hate me!
A: No
Sussan Gaming Roblox: Who asked?
A: Oh hell no man
by Duong Pham May 28, 2023
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A term used by people with chronically low IQ, (also known as middle schoolers) as a so-called "come back" but in reality is very stupid. After the middle schooler says this they will think they're cool
Middle schooler one: your mom's fat!
Middle schooler two: okay? who asked??
Middle schooler one: ............. I did
***epic badass music plays and middle schooler one walks away***
by AnonyEx August 11, 2023
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When someone has no life and this is the only comeback they could only think of
A: You want coffee or tea?
B: Who asked?
A: Wha-
B: Who asked?
A: I just did
by anonymous January 7, 2024
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