stanley

A god that can restart a universe of his own creation with the push of a button. He also trapped a disembodied British voice inside his universe. His universe mainly consists of an office workspace. He loves buckets, especially ones with stickers on it. Stanley was falsely accused of being Jim at one point and he fell into great depression afterwards. This isn’t the only trauma he experienced, he once made the british narrator die of old age, he regretted this and reset the universe. He is superior to flat stanley both morally and physically. Cool guy overall. He may have been hallucinating all of this, who knows.

guy 1: is that famous celebrity Stanley?
guy 2: isn’t that a fictional character?
guy 1: bugger off you twat

by Just another writer tater December 16, 2022

Stanley Cup

Its a big cup with two much hype. Its a 40Oz cup that got recalled because of a lead issue. It was originally made in the early 1900s and is now in common with mostly white women. They have a craze in the late 2023 early 2024.

Sarah: I got my new stanley cup!
Literally everyone: WHO NEEDS THAT MUCH GOD DAMN WATER

by Squashybead2217 February 21, 2024

Beer ballin Stanley cup dipper

This word describes the canon event/tradition of every person who wins the Stanley cup. The winners all must dip their testicles into the Stanley cup trophy filled with beer

Im going to put my balls in the Stanley cup filled with beer. I’m going to beer ballin Stanley cup dipper

by Pennypie33333 May 25, 2025

A Stanley

Jerking off in a Tree Stand while hunting

Man I did A Stanley yesterday, most relaxing day in the woods ever!!

by StopLampTime October 30, 2018

Stanley Kubrick

There was never a fart joke in his movie so he ain’t that special

Me watching 2001: a space odyssey

Me: we’re is the funny fart jokes? Screw Stanley Kubrick

by Epicgamer33 July 18, 2022

Stanley

A very demure and preppy water bottle that is large in size and has a handle. If you have a fake stanley (aka a water bottle that is similar to a stanley) it is considered very undemure.

OMG! She has a FAKE STANLEY!

by Shaomiaome August 30, 2024

Stanley Whiffer

You wipe your ass with 2 fingers preferably the second or third wipe after crapping 💩 & then you go wipe those fingers on a friend’s nose 👃 while they are sleeping 😴

In Army boot 🥾 Truong kept fucking off & getting our squad in trouble so we gave him a Stanley Whiffer after he fell asleep 💤

by Cooper Moses February 5, 2019