uphill 

A humorous slang term for "picking the nose", derived from the Indonesian word "upil" which has the same meaning.

During the meeting, I caught him going uphill when he thought no one was watching—classic!

uphill by Emotional Cruiser July 10, 2025

Uphill Paper Round

Can be used to explain why someone looks considerabley older than they actually are.

Eric: Have you seen Gavin recently? He looks about 40...

Simon: Yeah, he must have had an uphill paper round.

Uphill Paper Round by NowBor October 19, 2009

uphill gardner 

slang for homosexual man

butt-pirate, turd-burglar, one that punctures the one-way-valve.

uphill gardner by draegerfrog March 10, 2005

uphill gardner 

A fag, a butt pirate, a homo, etc...

uphill gardner by Anonymous April 4, 2003

uphill gardener

In Viz comic's Profanosaurus, it was defined rather elegantly as 'he who hoes at the pink allotment'

This constitutes culpable discrimination against those who hoe at the pink allotment

uphill gardener by philip June 9, 2004

uphill gardener

A skilled horticuluturalist who works on steep inclines.

Well I'm no expert on fauna, but I think you need to get an uphill gardener in to deal with all these weeds.

uphill gardener by Roger McTodger November 19, 2006

Uphill gardener

A term that describes a bloke who uses his tool on a gradiant or a mucky slope

woman:that bloke likes you mate
dude:Zomg hes an Uphill gardener

Uphill gardener by b1nn7 August 28, 2006