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One-timed a clapper

1. Hockey term - scoring a goal on a one time slap shot.

2. Sexual term used by hockey players - catching the clap via a buddy by sleeping with the same woman.
“You all sorted Schultzie?”
“Yeah. Got my penicillin after Digsy one-timed a clapper via the puck bunny the other night.”
by RileyJonesy February 21, 2019
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Helicopter with a hole in one

Helicopter with a hole in one is when you have a apparatus like a harness on a pulley system and you are swinging your partner lowering them until they make it in your hole! If you can manage it in one try you have a helicopter with a hole in one!
Suzette was so excited to have Eddie in her sex swing harness she pulled on the rope so hard that when Eddie was coming in for his landing the roof gave way! To Suzette's surprise he had made it well into her hole! She scream with glee, FINALLY, A HELICOPTER WITH A HOLE IN ONE!
by Shucky Kunt August 23, 2017
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National give that one girl a long ass hug

Give her that hug so she feels comfort around you ! Come on dumbass hug her !
You : its national give that one girl a long ass hug “ I have to give you a long hug okayy .! 😏

That one girl “ ahhhh omg awe I feel happy thank you for the hug I needed that 🥰
by That one girl :) January 11, 2021
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A High Hard One

High hard One -

A stock expression from the vocabulary of baseball slang. The 'high hard one' is a fastball pitch delivered high in or above the strike zone - an intimidating pitch because of its speed and proximity to the batter's face and head. By extension, anything frightening or painful.

or simply :an errect penis :)
'Yep, Gonna go out for some brews then slip her a High Hard One.'
by Jon E Fever June 21, 2012
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a good country one

by irishtomboy July 9, 2014
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no one gives a shit

seriously no one gives a shit about anything you post about urban dictionary on your story
no one gives a shit, stop fucking posting these annoying ass screenshots
by christopherstagram November 23, 2021
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99 Problems But a Bitch Aint One

Used in the case of someone who is a womaizer and is good with women but shit at everything else. fortunes fool when it comes to everything but women.

And to quote Jay-Z
Guy 1: " So Steve, Wha's Shakin' Baby?!Wha's Happenin'Anythin' Bad?"

Steve: "To quote Jay I got 99 Problems But a Bitch Aint One"
by wilfordicus May 19, 2009
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