jerk-off

To masturbate; to play with oneself until you start to feel tingly.

I went to jerk-off in your face!

by Chris Feda August 29, 2007

jerk circle

When a group of the male species groups in a circular form and jerks off. Usually used as an insult to guys who hang out closly to one another.

Zach and Erica were in the jerk circle even though Erica does not have a penis.

by Bishop January 27, 2004

jerk pizza

n. Also known as dionysian jerk pizza. A ritual pie, ordered and delivered from dominoes or pizza hut by low-IQ and young men who are collectively insecure about their sexuality and who are members of a 20th-21st century phenomena called "Fraternities" (otherwise known as "places of institutionalized date-rape"). These men are typically the sons of wealthy imperialists who made their fortunes off the backs of immigrant labor. The pie or pizza is used as an initiation tool by the older of the young men. The youngest initiates in the group are forced to stand around the pizza and stroke their penises until semen ejaculates from their ramrods and covers the pie. Then the last initiate to ejaculate is forced to eat the pie. Many a sociological study have pondered why the last to ejaculate is forced to eat the pie, since most in the fraternity caste system tend to frown upon "one minute miracles" when it comes to ejaculating in a female. How this behavior continues to be encouraged by fraternity men has baffled scientists and philosophers alike for the last two centuries.

"Make that freshman fuckhead eat the jerk pizza dude! Huh Huh Ha Ha!"

by FTD May 24, 2005

jerking off

masturbating

"he loves jerking off. I hope so; he'll never get laid."

by Anonymous August 19, 2003

circle jerks

a bunch of guys sitting aorund wanking.... a big group jerk off.

frank is a circle jerk, he goes to circle jerks

by ryan December 7, 2003

jerk it out

A song by The Caesars on the new ipod shuffle commercial.

I just downloaded jerk it out onto my ipod.

by Mana May 13, 2005

Forearm Jerk

A huge version of the middle finger used in Southern Europe countries like France, Italy, Spain, and Portugal, Eastern Europe countries like Georgia, Russia, Belarus, Poland, Ukraine, Western Europe countries like Great Britain, Germany, and Holland, and Latin American countries like Mexico, Guatemala, and Brazil. It means "Fuck off" in those countries and usually results in fights or worse.

"This guy gave me a kick in the ass because I accidentally gave his wife the Forearm Jerk."

by MidnightGolica2017 March 27, 2017