Zoophile

A horrible person who believes that animals can consent.

No, the furry is not a zoophile.

by kararA March 19, 2023

zoophile

animal abusers

basically someone who fucks non human animals (like dogs or cats or in this one discusting instance a hamster, yk animals that CANT CONSENT)

Stan : "I think kylee's a zoophile"

Kylee : "yea I am, do you support?"

Jenny : "eww go away animal abuser!"

Stan : "of course not. Kylee please go and get therapy."

by Literally Lightbulb II May 28, 2023

czechoslovakian zoologist

The act of fucking the pets of the group of people who just robbed you.

David was robbed by the high school band and proceeded to perform the czechoslovakian zoologist on all their pets

by DirtyJersey315 August 6, 2022

Zoop

Strangest. Game. Ever.

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!







zoop

by Satan January 10, 2003

Zoopals

A pretty paper plate for parties with paralyzed eyes of preys and predators.

Pink zoopals can be painted to purple paper plates.

by DeFreak May 22, 2009

zoop

a full tongue insertion into the anus after which a good bunging is given. not done under normal human brain conditions.

After a night of hookah, a brief zooping was shared between good friends. A very productive night by most standards.

by WhiteKevin November 8, 2008

Zoop,Schloop

What happens when you get in a car and want to go somewhere.

Vell, I turned the key, and zoop, schloop !! I vass at the Hofbrau Haus !!

by Johnny Chingas January 29, 2004