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woke mob

if you thought one woke person was bad enough, we present to you: woke mob
Democrat turned Republican: The woke mob defunds the police after a single police killing and bans guns after a single shooting. However, the rise in crime due to a unpoliced and disarmed citizenry seems to be of no concern. Short-term thinking politicians who follow this sort of ideology will destroy this country.

Woke mob: *Goes batshit insane*
by bruh 🙂 February 12, 2022
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Woke Mob

The label conservatives slap on anything they don't agree with, to dehumanize and make themselves feel more important than everyone else
The woke mob dumped my tea into the river, we need the red coats to restore law and order in the colonies
by Cerebrex February 4, 2023
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New Woke

It's like New Coke, which wasn't coke at all.

(noun) The current advocacy movements, and people belonging to them, who try so hard to be socially accepting and "woke" that they end up being problematic.

(adj) A quality of an idea, which tries too hard to be socially aware and ends up being problematic.
Oh look, there goes the NEW WOKE, using the four Nubian Pharoahs to erase Egyptian Identity and claim culture and history, despite the artwork of all the other pharoahs, cause somehow that's pro black.

Martha: Doesn't claiming that not wanting to touch certain genitals is transphobic, play into the 90s and 00s stereotypes that trans people don't care about attraction or desires, which was used to justify anti-trans violence?
Delilah: Shhh, its the NEW WOKE, they don't know what they're doing.
by Fastidious Maximus July 1, 2017
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Terminal Wokeness

Terminal Wokeness is the state of a company franchise or product that becomes so Woke that it has lost and or abandoned what fans and customers formerly found appealing about it.
Terminal Wokeness exists in an era where more and more Western companies became Woke and this causes those that are or were so invested in the company product or franchise to vote with their money or vote with their feet and leave. This led to observable losses in the company or mass abandonment or rejection of the company product or franchise by current and or former fans and customers.
Sometimes known as Get Woke Go Broke.

Terminal Wokeness describes to the fan and customer that the company franchise or product would rather push "approved" politics ideology and world view such as Social Justice Feminism and Political Left, over making a good product tv show and movie telling a story or improve upon what they have already built.
Terminal Wokeness: When something becomes so Woke that it can no longer return to what it once was.
by Bejimo October 15, 2019
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Twitter-Woke

A woke person that isn't simply "woke", they also hate all non-woke people such as; Straight People, White Men, Anybody that doesn't use Twitter, Etc. Etc.
Person 1: Did you hear that Sarah is so Twitter-Woke?
Person 2: On God, yesterday she tweeted "#killallmen"
by TheGamingPop July 10, 2023
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Wide-a-woke

Someone permanently looking for irrelevant deviations from the current orthodoxy.
"I see the Halfords catalogue is selling ladies' and men's bikes. What about the non-binary cycling community? It's a classic case of whitewashing!" "Oooh, you're very wide-a-woke this morning. You twat".
by Middle-class Vigilante January 21, 2021
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Woke Wireless

Famous conservative talk show host Mark Levin created a term to describe cell phone companies that promote left-leaning agendas like social justice, LGBTQIA, etc.
Pure Talk Wireless is the antidote to Woke Wireless and shares my values.
by jondich January 13, 2023
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