windows

Openings in a building. Usually glass, in most modern homes. Frequently used for ventilation, aesthetics, and defenestration.

Damn, those mothafuckas got thrown out the window.

I hope my new house has plenty of windows.

by Baraldo.Jefferson January 29, 2007

This PC can't run Windows 11

Message by the PC health check program or the windows 11 setup when your PC does not support windows 11 because of the TPM 2.0 requirement bullshit

This PC can't run Windows 11
(X) This PC must support TPM 2.0

Me: What the fuck is TPM 2.0

by Sebby294 October 12, 2021

windows update

Something that a bunch of hyped up on Starbuck's coffee Bill Gates employees should have thought of in foresight

Bob: Hey Chris, let's run down to Starbuck's and then go by the office supply store on the way back. I wanna get one the new Star Trek pocket protectors while they have some left.

Chris: Yeah, that sounds cool dude. Let's just blow all this off. We can always make like a Windows Update type thing for this shit.

Bob: Haha..yeah. hahaha

Chris: Yeah, haha. Screw this. Hey, I got first dibs on the Warf pocket protector...

by Super Gerbil October 29, 2003

windows greedia player

Rhyming Slang for Windows Media Player, which also highlights the fact that it is very greedy with all the memory it uses.

'Fucking Windows Greedia Player has crashed my computer, again!'

by Feelgoodbynumbers January 29, 2005

Windows

OS where the word restart is the norm. Also synonymous with "monopoly." Also characterized by slow startups, thus the term "win-doze," and known as a computer virus to Mac users, all 10 of them. Other terms used: POS, sucky OS, The rebootinator.

Hey, want to play a game of Windows? I want to be the car.

by jondapicam November 4, 2003

Windows Vista

A recently released version of windows that mac idiots often bash for its supposed errors. All of the critics of vista usually have not used the os at all, but just feel cool for crying and wishing mac was better. Mac=emo, nonconformists, crybaby hippies. Vista=mainstream,

Mac: Dude Windows Vista sucks it has errors narr!!!!
PC: You should probably learn how to use a computer.
Mac: Lets save the world, vista is stupidd!!! narrrrkkk!

by big poppy33 March 7, 2009

Windows XP

the best Os yet by microsoft, but there alot of compatibility issues with older programs, other than that it is sick. with remote desktop in xp pro i can be in school and listen to my mp3s.

xp wont last as soon as long horn is released

by JeVoNeR December 9, 2003