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Moses

1) a kid who is always selling
2) sweatiest Minecraft sweat ever
3) he's a sweat
4) bro def needs a haircut fr fr
"MOSES YOU'RE SELLING!!!"
"oh my god of course moses would know about this random Minecraft fact"
"YOURE SUCH A SWEAT MOSES"
"MOSES YOU SOLD"
"MOOOOOOOOSSSEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by ChrisCouncilWhyUReadingThis February 5, 2025
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Moses, See

by luis artiga June 30, 2022
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Nigtor Moses

A nigger from Nigeria that immigrated to the United Kingdom, He’s also a city fan and is obsessed with Erling Haaland, He loves to call other FT users “monkeys” but is probably one of the darkest nigger alive. 👨🏿 🌾🐒🦍🇳🇬
Nigtor Moses, wetin be dis 😭😭🇳🇬🇳🇬
by ftzaIez April 6, 2023
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Moses

Just a random guy who got a superpower to split water into a path. Now splits Jesus' coffee in half for his amusement.
Moses is splitting the nearby fountain today, let's go see. - Peter at the pearly gates
by iamrajmoses May 10, 2022
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A Nasty Moses

Anastomosis: medical term meaning the connection or joining of two tubular structures.

A penetrative sex act where the receiving partner has a colostomy or ileostomy. The penetrative partner then fucks the anus (blind pouch) while reaching down and eating out the ostomy. Fingering the ostomy is accepted for half points.

Can be reversed by performing a Philadelphia Sidecar while simultaneously eating the ass.
" did you hear about Charlene's accident? She's lucky to be alive but she has to shit in a bag."

" Of course I heard. I called her last night to schedule her a nasty Moses."
by Harry.Manback August 26, 2024
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Moses marnes

Is a absolute tit. He often takes unpaid leave from work to sip on that purple drank
Wow look at that Moses marnes he stinks dirty sprite
by Joe lupton sucks July 31, 2018
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To Moses

To moses (sth)

Pulling something out/Drawing out sth Definition was made by the book of Torah first. The name Moses comes from a Hebrew word: Pulling out/Drawing out. It has to be used with the object in the sentence.
-I want to moses that shit out of my house
+are you talking about me?
by fişeQ September 6, 2022
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