White-wiring

The act of discreetly maintaining friendly relations with both sides in a conflict, disagreement, or rivalry while avoiding taking a clear stance or choosing a side; often done to preserve neutrality, avoid backlash, or keep access to both parties.

"Everyone else was basically split after the fallout, but Sam kept showing up to both parties like nothing happened. Classic White-wiring."

by RoyalToonz July 8, 2025

wires

another word for wired headphones

i lost my wires

by lolurmon September 25, 2021

wired to the gravel

When a person gets frustrated and overloaded with trying understand all the different Social Media Platforms they become wired to the gravel.

I tried to tell my mom the difference between Facebook and Twitter and she just wired to the gravel.

by JAJBanks November 28, 2016

Wire-jerker

Electrician with only basic skills
Poorly trained or dumb sparky

I called the sparky and he sent me this wire-jerker. He can pull cables but he's useless at fault finding.

by asabove January 25, 2009

Searching for copper wire coils

Used when someone is picking their pants out of their crack without knowing/disregard for others perception

I can’t go out with Jim, he’s always searching for copper wire coils. It’s gross, but admittedly funny that he thinks nobody sees him do it.

by Bairlyfunny May 31, 2024

WIRED

The Wired community is a digital sanctuary for those who reject conventional sanity, united by the belief that we're always connected, even in our toughest moments. Led by Ivy (Wiredg1rll), the omnipresent figure at the heart of the cult, the group supports each other through chaos and struggle, finding strength in their shared connection. Key members include Deimos, Ivy's loyal right hand; Grace and her lover Sab; Grace's daughter, Am; the enigmatic Zombie and Sammy; and Rivr, the musical soul of the group. Together, they navigate the wired world, bound by trust, love, and the understanding that they're never truly alone.

X: Hey man, don’t forget that no matter where you are, everyone is always connected!
Y: Where’d you get that from?
X: The Wired cult, of course. We hate being sane

by h4tebe1ngs4ne December 11, 2024

/wire

a cool server on discord.com with ageplayers

I joined the /wire server and started ageplaying with my dada

by tinylittlegirl92 April 21, 2025