1. "Do you wanna know how I
got these scars? My father was a drinker, and a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not.
One.
Bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it; he turns to me, and he says, 'Why so serious?' He comes at me with the knife, 'Why so serious?' He sticks the
blade in my mouth. 'Let's put a smile on that face!' And...Why so serious?"
2. Person 1: "Halo is the best
game ever, and everything else sucks! No other
game is as good as Halo!"
You: "Why so serious?"
Person 2: "You never do anything right, why do I always have to do things with you!?"
You: "Why so serious?"