Jewish Wasted

When someone is get krunk off top shelf liquor while everyone else is drinking "poor mans beer"

Sally walks into the party and notices that David is sippin on grey goose out of crystal glasswear while everyone else at his party is holding solo cups with milwaukee's best from the keg! She says, David you're Jewish Wasted!!!!

by laserv September 10, 2011

Wasted Confidence

The confidence that a usually very shy person gets when drunk.

To be shy until you get wasted related to drunk say.

Confidence that's useless to have because you are intoxicated therefore it does not improve your nerdy state.

Brenda is usually a very shy sweet but self-conscious girl, until John got her drunk.

John to Bill: Jill has all this confidence tonight...I like!

Bill: Bro its just wasted confidence she's still shy and awkward.

by Demenyaca June 3, 2010

ShitPiss Wasted

When you're so fucking drunk, that "drunk" is no longer sufficient in describing your state of belligerence. People who are "ShitPiss Wasted" can often be found on the floor in a small lake of their own vomit and/or faecal matter and/or urine (hence "ShitPiss" Wasted), or unconsciously dancing with fucking hoodrat dirt squirrels while darting their bumholes.

Yeah, he's ShitPiss Wasted

by ChodeyMcChode November 2, 2010

Hoedown-wasted

Drinking enough moonshine at a hoedown to misbehave to an excessive level of insanity but joyous insanity.

Dr V was so hoedown-wasted everyone in his circle had the best time, riding the bull and line dancing, until the morning, when a Dr V remedy was required.

by Ms Knows It January 5, 2023

wall waste

the people who stand with their arms crossed against the walls at a hardcore show, like a wall flower but more wussy

Hey look at all those wall waste just standing there against the wall grilling the band judgmentally while everyone else is going ape.

by El Phantasmo May 9, 2011

lunar wasted

when an individual is so inebriated, they can not feel gravity.

I was so lunar wasted last night, we left orbit

by LunarWaster September 5, 2010

waste generation

The 21st century generation of mindless, brainwashed imbeciles; with a primary concern of buying poor quality drugs and complaining about how shit their lives' are.

"The waste generation are going to cause the extinction of the human race!"

by educateyourself May 4, 2015