by B-Ritz Cracker November 24, 2016
Get the Turkey Wastedmug. the people who stand with their arms crossed against the walls at a hardcore show, like a wall flower but more wussy
Hey look at all those wall waste just standing there against the wall grilling the band judgmentally while everyone else is going ape.
by El Phantasmo May 9, 2011
Get the wall wastemug. by LunarWaster September 5, 2010
Get the lunar wastedmug. Words that emphasize the drunken state, it can also be used to preview a desired state of mind.
Caused by excess drinking & minor marijuana consumption.
Caused by excess drinking & minor marijuana consumption.
Lory: Get off the floor Jennifer! Let's go home!
Jennifer: Yeah! I don't know how I got so shit wasted.
Lory: You had a drink in your hand all night.
Jennifer: NottTruuu... *barf.
Jennifer: Yeah! I don't know how I got so shit wasted.
Lory: You had a drink in your hand all night.
Jennifer: NottTruuu... *barf.
by Dfrenchpirate March 11, 2016
Get the shit wastedmug. Peter Pan syndrome for residents of Alachua County. Examples include:
-Moved to Gainesville with a scholarship to UF, but flunked out fall of freshman year.
-Days spent near campus without any real attachment to it.
-Working at non-brand retail stores near Downtown to "keep on keepin' on."
-Has a loose, flaky plan to take a class at Santa Fe in 6-7 months, without actually enrolling.
-Moved to Gainesville with a scholarship to UF, but flunked out fall of freshman year.
-Days spent near campus without any real attachment to it.
-Working at non-brand retail stores near Downtown to "keep on keepin' on."
-Has a loose, flaky plan to take a class at Santa Fe in 6-7 months, without actually enrolling.
"Shit, Kevin's really hittin' the books."
"Nah dude, he flunked out in Spring 2010. Kev's still waiting for his pop punk band to get signed. He's Gainesville wasted."
"Nah dude, he flunked out in Spring 2010. Kev's still waiting for his pop punk band to get signed. He's Gainesville wasted."
by Gnmuller November 29, 2021
Get the Gainesville wastedmug. When you're so fucking drunk, that "drunk" is no longer sufficient in describing your state of belligerence. People who are "ShitPiss Wasted" can often be found on the floor in a small lake of their own vomit and/or faecal matter and/or urine (hence "ShitPiss" Wasted), or unconsciously dancing with fucking hoodrat dirt squirrels while darting their bumholes.
by ChodeyMcChode November 2, 2010
Get the ShitPiss Wastedmug. Drinking for 4 straight hours pissed off walking around at a party fucked up your friend part fucked up your chances of gettin the girl you wanted way worst than white girl wasted walk to your friends house gets picked up and put in the car comes home trys to fight your other friend gets picked up agin and goes to his room push your mom on the bed dad or step dad comes in and chokes slam you on the ground you talk shit and tell everything u shouldn't say punch a whole in the wall mom calls the cops put the hand cuffs on you you slam your head aginst the wall and leave a huge crack go into the hall way slam your head agin then go to jail
U need to stop before you get mikey wasted
If you can't hold your liqur don't drink or you'll get mikey wasted
If you can't hold your liqur don't drink or you'll get mikey wasted
by QeenB July 31, 2011
Get the Mikey Wastedmug.