ShitPiss Wasted

When you're so fucking drunk, that "drunk" is no longer sufficient in describing your state of belligerence. People who are "ShitPiss Wasted" can often be found on the floor in a small lake of their own vomit and/or faecal matter and/or urine (hence "ShitPiss" Wasted), or unconsciously dancing with fucking hoodrat dirt squirrels while darting their bumholes.
Yeah, he's ShitPiss Wasted
by ChodeyMcChode November 02, 2010
Get the ShitPiss Wasted mug.

Turkey Wasted

Eating so much turkey it knocks you out.
Thanksgiving dinner was great, but I'm Turkey Wasted bruh
by B-Ritz Cracker November 25, 2016
Get the Turkey Wasted mug.

Hoedown-wasted

Drinking enough moonshine at a hoedown to misbehave to an excessive level of insanity but joyous insanity.
Dr V was so hoedown-wasted everyone in his circle had the best time, riding the bull and line dancing, until the morning, when a Dr V remedy was required.
by Ms Knows It January 06, 2023
Get the Hoedown-wasted mug.

lunar wasted

when an individual is so inebriated, they can not feel gravity.
I was so lunar wasted last night, we left orbit
by LunarWaster September 06, 2010
Get the lunar wasted mug.

sea waste

waste from the sea of waste that is the sea
Sea Waste is waste from the sea of waste that is the sea.
by crev man September 12, 2013
Get the sea waste mug.

Jewish Wasted

When someone is get krunk off top shelf liquor while everyone else is drinking "poor mans beer"
Sally walks into the party and notices that David is sippin on grey goose out of crystal glasswear while everyone else at his party is holding solo cups with milwaukee's best from the keg! She says, David you're Jewish Wasted!!!!
by laserv September 09, 2011
Get the Jewish Wasted mug.

Absolutely Wasted

A term used for somebody who is quite intoxicated, typically with beverages such as Greene King IPA. Used by Alexander Robertson in the group UK Simpsons II, when asking for Simpsons episodes. Although roasted for his post originally, he then became internet famous thanks to the group and in other social media after featuring in a BuzzFeed post.
Eric: Man, we're quite drunk, aren't we?
Nick: Nah mate, we've been on the IPA lad. That means that we're in fact absolutely wasted!
by LionelHutz February 17, 2017
Get the Absolutely Wasted mug.