Eastern Washington University

A college where one goes to get rammed in the ass several times a day. When necessary, bukakke will also be awarded. Full of frat-tastic douche bags and wiggers. All males are dumbasses, while only a select few of the females are intelligent and sexy. The majority of the girls are dumb though. Most do not care about education, and are too stupid to go to a real college anyway. Much more like a large community college, rather than a university.

Guy 1: Why are you so damn stupid?
Guy 2: I go to Eastern Washington University.
Guy 1: I completely understand.
Guy 2: I don't know shit.

"Yes! I'm going to college! I have a 2.1 GPA and didn't even apply till late August!"
"That's not even a real college. Have fun getting fucked up the ass."
"Oh....."

by pubefloss33 June 3, 2009

Washington State

home of the stoners, gays and serial killers. it's pretty great. it's very liberal. it also has pretty forests if you ignore the crackheads, homeless people, hookers, rednecks and garbage. the only good things about Washington are the gays. we run everything. but also the weed is cheap and it's everywhere

where do you live?
Washington.
d.c that's so cool!
no you dipshit, Washington state
oh, home of the gays and serial killers
also great weed
yeah

by s u c c u l e n t November 10, 2019

george washington middle school

A dumbass school with lame ass teachers and wack security and bipolar students.

Did you see what happened yesterday?
OMG yeah george washington middle school is crazy

by skskskskssk89 April 20, 2019

Washington Nationals

N.

1) On pace to be the WORST team in major league baseball. Even worse than those sucky Detroit Tigers who in 2003, went 43-119, a winning percentage of .265. They are dead last in every major offensive category and what the hell, probably defensive too! They are pretty much the biggest waste of talent in the world. No wonder Strasburg doesn't sign...

Friend 1: Holy shit the Cubs are on a 4 game win streak!!
Friend 2: Well no shit! They played a 4 game series against the Washington Nationals! CHILL YOUR BONER!

by Legends of Suck July 28, 2009

George Washington

The original George Dubya.

George Washington was a great leader. George Bush wishes he could be.

by Octomonkey December 3, 2005

University of Washington

AKA: UW

Best school in the Northwest overall when it comes to academics and student body. An Awesome campus right in the Emerald City. Students at UW are hot, smart, chill, down, and friendly. Great diversity, athletics, programs, faculty, and the hottest girls in the Washington state. Guys who go here are lucky.

Guy 1: Hey man, I got into the University of Washington!!!

Guy 2: Aw you lucky bitch, they got the hottest girls in the Pac 10. I wish I were you.

Guy 1: Don't trip bro, keep it pushing and you'll eventually get in.

Guy 2: Fuck ya! I'm about to be a Husky!!!

by mike184 March 6, 2009

Washington DC

A slightly odd, predominantly black city which happens to be the capital of the US. Always getting blamed for bad Congressional decisions yet has no Representative. Overrun by stupid tourists who treat it like Mecca but are dying inside, home to lame landmarks and hot as hell during summertime. Not quite worth the trip but home to those who live there.

"Excuse me, but can you direct me to the National Zoo?"
-Most Common Sentence In The Washington DC Area

by AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA November 28, 2013