mrs waddington

A pair of erect nipple on legs that addresses large groups of students, to their dismay.

"we had this speaker the other day, she was a right mrs waddington, nearly took my eyes out"

by bar-row November 9, 2008

D-Wand

D-Wand

A high-powered air wand made by the good people a Dyson that is very useful for drying hard-to-reach places if nozzling gets a bit out of hand.

"I was in Dubai recently and, naturally, did some nozzingly. Went a bit overboard, and TP simply would not have suffice. Boy was I happy they had a D-Wand."

by Ligua Frank-a June 5, 2014

drama wand

handheld device for texting, emailing, facebooking or anything else that enables the sending of/receiving of personal drama events.

nailed that bitch with one bite of my drama wand

by plymano July 9, 2014

pregnancy wand

A fully functional penis.

Me: "I cast a spell on Sara with my pregnancy wand."

Friend: "What?"
Me: "I fucked her in the vagina."
Friend: "That's sick bro."

by ass violator 9000 July 15, 2017

gash wand

Another name for schlong or length, but with a majestic magical quality of being able to make legs open at will...

"Man Jamal must have a gash wand, he only has to point it at ho's and their legs open moistly ready for core drilling"

Trevor is one lucky cunt, he doesn't have any banter but he does have a gash wand, he's balls deep 3 times a day - he has a magical length

by Zolasflick August 10, 2017

Ghouly Wand

When you stick your finger in your butthole and fish hook someone.

There are two types of people in the world: those who give wet willies, and those who give ghouly wands.

by captmurk May 25, 2018

Hot Wanda

When a really obese woman sits on your face and farts.

He didn't put out for me last night so when he fell asleep I gave him a Hot Wanda.

by M£@t-H@mm£r December 4, 2018