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Dry Wipe Swipe

A poo that leaves little or no residue. Only one sheet of toilet paper is required when wiping. Dry wipe swipes are deemed as the best type of poo in the pooing world. They're rare for some, frequent for others. One can often tell whether a dry wipe swipe is on the way, 5 to 10 minutes prior to pooping.
by LULU_1234567890 September 4, 2010
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indian wipe

the act of dipping toilet paper in the toilet water after a courtesy flush has taken place during a very bad shit/diarrhea to wipe your ass in a public bathroom.
Scenario: You're taking a shit in a public bathroom. It is a very very bad shit. Possibly diarrhea. In order to feel clean you would need to wipe for the next half hour. To speed up the process and make yourself feel better you can do this. You flush the toilet once, maybe twice so you can get clean water. You then take a handful of toiletpaper and simply dip a little bit of the bottom into the water. Then you "indian wipe" your ass with the wet part of the toilet paper. After this it makes it much easier and quicker to wipe with the dry toilet paper.
by Ahmad Mustafa February 23, 2010
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Glory Wipe

The act of wiping after taking a crap and turning around to the magnificent realisation that there is no crap on the toilet paper. Thus, no more paper is neeeded and glory wipe has been achieved.
"That was one of the easiest craps I've ever had. You know what makes it better though? I've just achieved glory wipe!"
by Messiah of Fromage January 27, 2009
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hyphy wipe

when the situation arises, after a good night, you awake with the pabst a brewin. your bowel movement barely makes it to the porcelain bowl as you realize the girls from the night before used up the last rolls of shit tickets.
with no other option, you must cup the hand and swoop in one upward wipe to clear the remains, the remaining brownie must then be forcefully whipped from the fingertips into the the bowl.
once successfully completed, simply scrub fingers.
the hyphy wipe can be used as a dance move, similar to the thizz face, a hyphy wipe will let everyone know hyphy-ness.
by summit county foosers February 11, 2010
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Balcony Wipe

The act of wiping ones unwashed penis (i.e. tip or helmet), around the lid of a colleague’s beverage of choice. This is often done prior to the colleague receiving the drink and generally without their knowledge or approval.
"I hope Paul enjoys his coffee, I just used a balcony wipe on his mug"
"10-4 good buddy, lets go watch him drink it"
by Dark_Badger July 9, 2007
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Dreaded Re-Wipe

The act of wiping your ass no less than 20 minutes after shiting and subjecting ones ass to the intitial wiping process. Is a sign the job was not done properly the first time.
by Matt September 28, 2004
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worth a wipe

A beautiful women who you would love to fuck.
Term comes from cleaning your cock on the curtains afterwards.
by JD-DJ October 28, 2006
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