Waxing Vag

The art of using the lips of a vagina to smear wax all over one's body surface and then proceed to use the vagina as an arm of sorts to put the paper towels on the wax-covered surface and then ripping them off furiously while a chimpanzee between the age of 1-2 years old watches and faps casually.

The asian ordered the daily special "Waxing Vag".

by JimJum June 6, 2014

waxing crevice

A term first coined by a high school teacher in Sacramento, CA
(n.)
1. Hair removal of the private/pubic area
2. Increased opening of vagina or anus due to libido
3. Booty call or thirstiness toward someone of the male gender

Patricia: Let's get down and dirty, Michael.
Michael: Did you just say waxing crevice?
Patricia: Yes, now let's sleep together.

by YummyCookie May 18, 2015

Wading in on it

posting an unrelated article by a radical commentator that actually proves the other person's point without you realising it.

Here goes Skidoc on gay marriage, wading in on it and somehow legitimizing Rosie o'Donnell's marriage to her cat.

by Crevicular November 16, 2015

waxing the rocket

Masturbation with the intent of cumming ferociously.

My horniness astounds me, I will be waxing the rocket to relieve this pressure.

by Jacknapier75 January 6, 2016

Waving the Banner

When you fart on a few squares of toilet paper to make them wave in the breeze.

I had a proper fart built up, so waving the banner rallied my troops.

by Lookmanospaces September 18, 2016

walingling

the epitome of a G.O.A.T.

Lebron James is the walingling

by walingling September 15, 2017

waxing the hull

When Mark Spector from Sportsnet finds a dead racoon in the trash and fucks it.

Mark was out late last night waxing the hull, so he took the day off.

by Dan Staples June 22, 2017