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vodka

A drink which makes you strong and clever.
"This vodka tastes piquant, ambrosial, nactareous and divine. I will now go lift some weights."
by Bracknell May 23, 2006
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Vousche

Used to describe a person who is stylish and awesome with an impeccable memory. A person who has the uncanny ability to remember dates, places, and descriptions of events from the past.

Like a sexy elephant with toe nail polish and a leopard print belt. . . one who never forgets!
Dana: "Oh, I remember you were wearing the blue scarf with the silver stripes because we were matching, and a Plain White T's shirt and black sweater when we met for dinner on October 22, 2009!"
Leah: "Oh Dana, you're so vousche!"
by Acids January 10, 2010
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Vocaloiding

The act of composing a track in the Vocaloid or Vocaloid 2 editor, possibly with the assistance of a ReWire-enabled host software.
I hear he spent the whole weekend Vocaloiding, but that Miku track he made turned out really well!
by RuBBa_cHiKiN March 15, 2010
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VOTFM

Acronym for Victim Of The Free Meal (VOTFM). To engage in a date with someone knowing that there is no chance of a relationship ever flourishing , but you were hungry and broke.

Copyright A-TEAM
You see that guy over there ? I am totally going to make him the VOTFM.
Hey I'll be out tonight total VOTFM.
by BBLEH Crew September 25, 2018
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fruit von doot

When you see a really gay looking guy.
Damn that guy looks like a straight up fruit von doot, dude.
by Jon Galasso November 21, 2003
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projectile vomited

1. when one is almost scared or surprised with something so heinous and disgusting that the contents of their bowels come up so fast as vomit that it lands some distance from the vomitee
2. when one vomits and it lands at least 3 feet in any direction away from them
- "when i saw shelia without makeup on for the first time i projetile vomited"
- "my dog was sick and projectile vomited from one end of the room to the other"
- "let me get my measuring tape out because i think you may have just projectile vomited"
by bobefet November 7, 2008
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Breast-Volarity Curve

The standard against which optimal breast size is gauged in seeking a suitable mate, etc.

The optimal breast size is equal to the amount that can be fit in one's hand; any less is not enough and any more is excessive, wasteful, and unnecessary.

The curve follows a sharp Gaussian/Cauchy–Lorentz function and distribution.

f (x; 0,1) = 1 / π (1 + π^2)

This is informally known as "The Hand Rule."
Person 1: Wow, she has exquisite breasts.
Person 2: Eh, they're too large.
Person 1: Nonsense!
Person 2: Where do they fit on the Breast-Volarity Curve?
Person 1: Ahhh, good call.
by Prof. Munchie March 17, 2014
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