vitalik

To buy something, use it, return it and get a full refund.

"I've just vitaliked that coffee beans grinder after i was done with my cooking"

by mellowt June 28, 2022

Digital Vitiligo

When the media uses people of colour in ads, magazines, etc. and lightens their skin in an effort to be more "marketable" read: white and "appealing" read: white to a larger white audience.

This process lightens the skin so much that the person in question bears little resemblance to a real person of colour and is obviously fake.

"Did you see Rihanna on the cover of Vogue? It looks like she has digital vitiligo..."

"Why do Venus and Serena Williams look about 4 shades lighter than normal in the new iPhone commercial?"

by ThisIsRoc January 25, 2013

Mr.Vittoe

The baddest mafucka around. If this nigga ever roll up on yo ass you best start prayin cause yo ass is already dead. He be repointing blood an crip cause he don’t giva fuck bout no niggas pussy ass gang shit he clap who ever he want when ever he want. Note: never under any circumstance call him buddy if u do yo shit done for

My nigga koga just got his head split by Mr.Vittoe mafuckin stank eye

by Large chodes May 10, 2019

dirty vítek

Masturbating to nugget porn videos and simultaneously sending unwanted dick pics to your friend's family.

I am really angry at him, I'm gonna do dirty vítek to him.

by dirty vítek creator May 20, 2022

nick vita type beat

the bastard love child between teenage angst and a zumiez employee

"This song is a nick vita type beat."
"I don't get it, what does that even mean??"
"The less you know the better."

by espyy May 23, 2022

Going Don Vito

When one gets extremly angry and shows triats of Don Vito.

Joe: yo jon you fucking suck at call of duty!
Jon: Arghahah jhahdshjxbajdsjsk!!!!
Joe: dude stop Going don vito on me just cause you know you suck.
I shoved my friend Josh and he dropped his ice cream, man he was Going Don Vito on me after.

by sidekickman7777 May 31, 2009

Vitacong

A bastardized version of Vietcong. Used only by fucktards who don't know how to speak English, even though it is their native language.

"are u stupid? vitacong is those little chinese people that we fought in the vitaname war."

by Hyuga Q Zangetsu December 23, 2003