Virtually fucking

Fucking people you're not really fucking.

In reality the guy had as many side girls as he had wives (zero), but by virtually fucking people he could have five of each without moving to utah. He was flattered that a few people thought he was really a womanizer.

by Solid Mantis May 14, 2020

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Virtual domestic violence

Domestic violence between two people that aren't in the same house.

Cases of virtual domestic violence were on the rise since the coronavirus started, and guys were now virtually beating the shit out of their imaginary wives/imaginary lovers. Americans are not already worried enough about the wrong kind of shit, they need more of it to worry about, like virtual domestic violence.

by Solid Mantis May 14, 2020

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Virtual Social Distancing

The only way to avoid a virtual hangout during quarantine.

Someone you rarely hang out with: "Hey, want to have a zoom call tonight?"
You: "Sorry! I can't."
Someone you rarely hang out with: "Why not? It's not like you can go out."
You: "I know, but I'm practicing virtual social distancing."

by Little Walnut March 31, 2020

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virtual mods

Derived from the two words "virtual modifications". Usually used in reference to drastically changing the appearance of an object through a process of digital photo editing.

Bill: "I made this VW Golf look like a Lamborghini!"
Dan: "Now how the hell did you do that?"
Chris: "These are virtual mods I made with Photoshop!"

by virtualmods April 1, 2020

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