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virtual breeding

Virtual Breeding (noun):

The act of engaging in sexual activity with the primary intention of experiencing pleasure, while consciously employing various methods to prevent conception and avoid producing offspring.
A strategic approach to sexual encounters, often involving the use of contraceptives, birth control, or other preventative measures, to ensure that the fun and excitement remain, but the responsibilities and consequences of procreation are kept at bay.
Example: "Dude, I'm all about that virtual breeding life – I'm not ready for kids, but I still wanna have a good time with my partner!"
by Kronos4555 April 2, 2023
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virtual bank

banks that offer online banking to customers and little to less in person banking an can charge less fees than big banks with multiple locations
hey how do u do ur banking or who do u bank with

oh dude i’m with a virtual bank
by 1Shot Duke November 3, 2020
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The Law of Virtual Serendipity

The law that requires a couple to go on a first date when two people swipe right on each other on two different online dating apps.
After the date, Leah was happy she complied with the Law Of Virtual Serendipity instead of ghosting Louis.
by Lasso Lash May 4, 2020
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virtual gangster

Virtual Gangster is the sore loser in real life, s/he has a ball to talk shit online but they are timid, matey, and passive-aggresive in real life
by Sir. B January 12, 2021
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Virtual harem

The collection of a person’s online connections that meet their mental needs that are not being met in real life
Jenny is in my virtual harem because I can talk about stuff with her that my girl friend wouldn’t understand.
by jlhpainter October 18, 2018
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virtual optimist

A virtual optimist is a person who portrays a positive and hopeful future on social media, while generally not doing anything in real life to impact that future, expecting it to happen on its own.
You need to stop being a virtual optimist about this neighborhood, it hasn't improved in 20 years and has only gotten worse, as no one does anything to improve it.
by T-Mod17 October 30, 2018
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